Re: Limericks

by VickyS Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:50 pm

Now Sid was a quite famous athlete
In spite of him having such big feet
He could run half a mile
Wearing nowt but a smile

by feathers Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:29 pm

Now Sid was a quite famous athlete
In spite of him having such big feet
He could run half a mile
Wearing nowt but a smile
Scarcely raising the rate of his heartbeat.

This was always a hit with the ladies

by kidder Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:37 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.

by feathers Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:56 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.
But Sid's greatest fan

by kidder Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:09 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.
But Sid's greatest fan
Was a blonde with a tan

by VickyS Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:32 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.
But Sid's greatest fan
Was a blonde with a tan
And a blooming great silver mercedes

Together they motored to Spain

by feathers Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:57 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain

by kidder Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:05 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes

by feathers Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:47 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes
They hid bunches of grapes

by Guest Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:23 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes
They hid bunches of grapes
Which from eating they could not refrain

But grapes, as we know, make one windy

by kidder Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:57 pm

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi

by feathers Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:11 pm

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi
And they ate SO many

by kidder Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:01 am

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi
And they ate SO many
6 lbs for a penny!

by Guest Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:11 am

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi
And they ate SO many
6 lbs for a penny!
They played us the theme - Mork and Mindy (sorry, a bit contrived!)

This musical treat was so fine

by kidder Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:18 am

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)

by Guest Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:09 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)
That the critics all said

by kidder Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:23 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)
That the critics all said
What the hell was he fed?

by feathers Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:26 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)
That the critics all said
What the hell was he fed?
That gave us a tune so divine?

His prowess then spread far and wide

by Guest Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:02 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide

by kidder Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:47 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute

by feathers Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:53 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute
And an old Spanish lute

by kidder Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:56 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And
his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute
And an old
Spanish lute
With an old Scots pipeman at his side.

The sound he produced was quite awesome

by feathers Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:50 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome

by Guest Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:21 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome
But there were some who said

by kidder Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:00 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome
But there were some who said
It would go to his head

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