Re: Limericks

by feathers Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:20 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome
But there were some who said
It would go to his head
And, besides, he would get quite a sore bum.

(Sorreeee! It was the only rhyme I could think of! )

With regret he announced his retirement

by kidder Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:44 am

With regret he announced his retirement
But his bowels still had their requirement

by VickyS Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:08 pm

With regret he announced his retirement
But his bowels still had their requirement
A portion of prunes

by kidder Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:46 pm

With regret he announced his retirement
But his bowels still
had their requirement
A portion of prunes
That suppressed all the tunes

by feathers Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:22 pm

With regret he announced his retirement
But his bowels still
had their requirement
A portion of prunes
That suppressed all the tunes
But all trips to the loo became urgent.

The poor chap withdrew from society

by kidder Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:47 am

The poor chap withdrew from society
But managed to retain his propriety

by feathers Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:37 pm

The poor chap withdrew from society
But managed to retain his propriety
With the aid of a cork

by kidder Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:40 pm

The poor chap withdrew from society
But managed to retain his propriety
With the aid of a cork
On the end of a fork

by Guest Sun Apr 18, 2010 10:41 am

The poor chap withdrew from society
But managed to retain his propriety
With the aid of a cork
On the end of a fork
He went on his way pretty quietly.

He made a mistake one fine day

by kidder Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:51 pm

He made a mistake one fine day
When he sat on a large bale of hay.

by feathers Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:11 pm

He made a mistake one fine day
When he sat on a large bale of hay.
The cork broke in half

by Guest Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:56 pm

He made a mistake one fine day
When he sat on a large bale of hay.
The cork broke in half
And slaughtered a calf

by kidder Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:31 pm

He made a mistake one fine day
When he sat on a large
bale of hay.
The cork broke in half
And
slaughtered a calf
Which ended up roasted on a tray!.

The meat, it was done to a turn.

by feathers Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:35 pm

The meat, it was done to a turn.
The potatoes he managed to burn

by VickyS Tue Apr 27, 2010 3:29 pm

The meat, it was done to a turn.
The potatoes he managed to burn
The gravy had lumps

by Guest Tue Apr 27, 2010 5:34 pm

The meat, it was done to a turn.
The potatoes he managed to burn
The gravy had lumps
He was down in the dumps

by feathers Fri May 07, 2010 4:49 pm

The meat, it was done to a turn.
The potatoes he managed to burn
The gravy had lumps
He was down in the dumps
Cos his stomach had started to churn.

He was sick as a dog in the night

by Guest Fri May 07, 2010 5:07 pm

He was sick as a dog in the night
But that was just part of his plight

by feathers Fri May 07, 2010 5:12 pm

He was sick as a dog in the night
But that was just part of his plight
For when morning came round

by VickyS Fri May 07, 2010 8:40 pm

He was sick as a dog in the night
But that was just part of his plight
For when morning came round
He awoke to the sound

by Guest Sat May 08, 2010 9:31 am

He was sick as a dog in the night
But that was just part of his plight
For when morning came round
He awoke to the sound
Of whooping great sounds of delight

For morris men gathered outside

by feathers Sat May 08, 2010 3:23 pm

For morris men gathered outside
Their good humour he couldn't abide

by Guest Sat May 08, 2010 7:50 pm

For morris men gathered outside
Their good humour he couldn't abide
They danced with a hankie

by kidder Sat May 08, 2010 10:34 pm

For morris men gathered outside
Their good humour he couldn't abide
They danced with a hankie
And the one that was lanky

by Guest Sun May 09, 2010 8:30 am

For morris men gathered outside
Their good humour he couldn't abide
They danced with a hankie
And the one that was lanky
Was so ugly that everyone cried.

The flowers they wore on their hats

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