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Re: Limericks
But as soon as it entered his mouth
He knew it was produce from Louth
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
He knew it was produce from Louth
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
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Re: Limericks
But as soon as it entered his mouth
He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
But as soon as it entered his mouth
He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
For more than an hour!!
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
No retsina, he sighed
He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
For more than an hour!!
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
No retsina, he sighed
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But as soon as it entered his mouth
He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
For more than an hour!!
Which was when a wind blew in from the south....
........He forgot the bad taste and limped home
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
No retsina, he sighed
But then saw on the mat a strange letter.
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
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He knew it was produce from Louth
For it tasted quite sour
For more than an hour!!
Which was when a wind blew in from the south....
........He forgot the bad taste and limped home
After that he was feeling much better
So he ate a Greek salad with Feta
And some chips on the side
No retsina, he sighed
But then saw on the mat a strange letter.
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
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He forgot the bad taste and limped home
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
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He forgot the bad taste and limped home
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in it`s hand
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "it`s from Mother "
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in it`s hand
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "it`s from Mother "
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He forgot the bad taste and limped home
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in its hand
And its head in the sand
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "it`s from Mother "
On hols - yet another!
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Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in its hand
And its head in the sand
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "it`s from Mother "
On hols - yet another!
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He forgot the bad taste and limped home
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in its hand
And its head in the sand
Or was it just buried in loam ?
There once was a lady called Mable
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "It`s from Mother "
On hols-yet another
She`s on an 18-20- Oh Gawd !
The `phone rang twice in the night
Where he spotted a new garden gnome
With a rod in its hand
And its head in the sand
Or was it just buried in loam ?
There once was a lady called Mable
A red envelope with stamps from abroad
And the writing thereon struck a chord
He said "It`s from Mother "
On hols-yet another
She`s on an 18-20- Oh Gawd !
The `phone rang twice in the night
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There once was a lady called Mable
Who often slept on the kitchen table
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
Who often slept on the kitchen table
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
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There once was a lady called Mabel
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
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There once was a lady called Mabel
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
Then rolled on a cork
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
Gave the phone fierce glares
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
Then rolled on a cork
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
Gave the phone fierce glares
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There once was a lady called Mabel
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
Then rolled on a cork
And walked like she`d just left the stable
You`re never alone with a Strand
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
Gave the `phone fierce glares
And drank 3 bottles of Bud Lite
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
Who often slept on the kitchen table
She laid on a fork
Then rolled on a cork
And walked like she`d just left the stable
You`re never alone with a Strand
The `phone rang twice in the night
The awakening was such a fright
I stumbled downstairs
Gave the `phone fierce glares
And drank 3 bottles of Bud Lite
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
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You`re never alone with a Strand
But it's years since I gave up that brand
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They'd sold out of my favourite brandy
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But it's years since I gave up that brand
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They'd sold out of my favourite brandy
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You`re never alone with a Strand
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
You`re never alone with a Strand
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
Adorned with a stripe
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
Oh what have I done?
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
Adorned with a stripe
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
Oh what have I done?
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You`re never alone with a Strand
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
Adorned with a stripe
But now even that`s been banned
I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
Oh what have I done ?
Never mind though, I feel just dandy
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
But it`s years since I gave up that brand
I now smoke a pipe
Adorned with a stripe
But now even that`s been banned
I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
I ordered a Drambuie shandy
They`d sold out of my favourite brandy
So I downed it in one
Oh what have I done ?
Never mind though, I feel just dandy
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
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I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
T'was the weirdest thing I've ever seen
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted "You should have more sense!"
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I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted "You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted "You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
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I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
And quite Machiavellian
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted "You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
Of making advances
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
And quite Machiavellian
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted "You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
Of making advances
feathers- Matriarch2
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I stopped as the clock struck thirteen
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
And quite Machiavellian
Since Methusulah was a teen
I watched a rude film with a friend
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted " You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
Of making advances
And girls will be in the past tense
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
T`was the weirdest thing I`ve ever seen
It was totally Orwellian
And quite Machiavellian
Since Methusulah was a teen
I watched a rude film with a friend
As I leapt over a barbed wire fence
Mother shouted " You should have more sense "
You`ll ruin your chances
Of making advances
And girls will be in the past tense
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
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I watched a rude film with a friend
I've seen it before, to the end
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
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I've seen it before, to the end
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
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I watched a rude film with a friend
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
"Go take off your clothes "
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
"Go take off your clothes "
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I watched a rude film with a friend
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
And within an hour
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
"Go take off your clothes
Then stand on tiptoes
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
And within an hour
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
"Go take off your clothes
Then stand on tiptoes
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Re: Limericks
I watched a rude film with a friend
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
And within an hour
I noticed nothing that would actually offend
The snow lay thick on the grass
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
Go take off your clothes
Then stand on tiptoes
It`s the only way to use NHS loos
I watched as the boat pulled away
I`ve seen it before to the end
So I took a cold shower
And within an hour
I noticed nothing that would actually offend
The snow lay thick on the grass
The doctor said " I`ve got bad news "
As he spoke he surveyed the long queues
Go take off your clothes
Then stand on tiptoes
It`s the only way to use NHS loos
I watched as the boat pulled away
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The snow lay thick on the grass
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed 'cross the bay
Cold enough to freeze monkeys of brass
I watched as the boat pulled away
And waved as it sailed 'cross the bay
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