Limericks

Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake

Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too
With a love of good food
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Having had their fill of tea and Cake
And when dear Mouse was fully awake
They played musical chairs
And met The Three Bears

Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
And a bouncy little dog he was too
With a love of good food
When in a good mood
He'd eat more than his share of the stew!

His favourite was sausage and chips?
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A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied

His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips
It tasted so fine
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A rowing boat there they espied
The rope they swiftly untied
But when they jumped in
And went for a spin

His favourite was sausage and chips?
You could tell by the smacking of lips
It tasted so fine
With a lovely red wine
And homemade pickle and dips!

All this talk of fine food and good wine
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Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete

All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook
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He said " I can`t swim "

Hello GG, please do you have a line for the second limerick too? I've copied it forward from the previous page, thanks, no problem if you don't have time:

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "

All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook
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with the aid of book

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "
Things were looking quite grim

All this talk of fine food and good wine
Makes me think of a good friend of mine
He just loves to cook
With the aid of a book
You may know him....his name is Rick Stein!

His seafood is really delicious

Muddy water soon covered their feet
They shouted to alert Postman Pete
He said " I can`t swim "
Things were looking quite grim
And several brave hearts missed a beat

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow

His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
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Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow


His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
But with a prawn in each hand

Thank goodness the lake was quite shallow
`cos the boat was made of marshmallow
So out they all waded
And felt rather jaded

His seafood is really delicious
And nothing he cooks is suspicious
But with a prawn in each hand
All covered in sand
His highlights are really auspicious!

He's world famous just like Michel Roux
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And felt rather jaded
And met up with Jackie Pallo

He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do

You'll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men

He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
When concocting a sauce
For his super main course
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You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing


He`s world famous just like Michel Roux
And he knows just what to do
When concocting a sauce
For his super main course
And it turns out just tickety-boo


When Norman went to the pub

You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing
Some found that appealing?

When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
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You`ll remember him from way back when
He was wrestling and fought other men
His tights were revealing
Some found that appealing ?
Not me; I gave him nought out of ten

So I peered out into the gloom




When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry

So I peered out into the gloom
And saw a black horse with his groom

When Norman went to the pub
He too was served mighty fine grub
He ordered a curry
But left in a hurry
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