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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:11 pm
Did you know that she's fluent in French?
Yes, she is a well educated wench
She can model and act
Confidently, in fact
Almost as famous as Dame Judi Dench...
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
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Yes, she is a well educated wench
She can model and act
Confidently, in fact
Almost as famous as Dame Judi Dench...
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
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Re: Limericks
by Chas Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:27 pm
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:06 pm
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a
Two litres a day should suffice.
If you always look after your body
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
..."5 a Day" is good health advice
And so is brown bread and brown rice
And drink lots of water
You know that you ought-a
Two litres a day should suffice.
If you always look after your body
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Re: Limericks
by Chas Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:38 pm
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:50 pm
...who stars beside the great Daniel Craig
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair
To the envy of William Hague,
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
Of who's talent you cannot be vague
Oh, that sexy swimwear!
As sun glints on his hair
To the envy of William Hague,
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Mon May 13, 2013 5:48 pm
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour
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Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Tue May 14, 2013 9:48 pm
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour
And nothing about him was shoddy.
So he was a hit with the ladies
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
If you always look after your body
You'll resemble Apollo, the god. he ...
Was such a fine figure
With courage and vigour
And nothing about him was shoddy.
So he was a hit with the ladies
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Thu May 23, 2013 4:22 pm
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
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Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Thu May 23, 2013 5:04 pm
Who, in contrast, is as bald as a coot
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny
He polishes it daily, to boot!
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
Maybe waiting for hair to take root?
His scalp is so shiny
But he is not whiny
He polishes it daily, to boot!
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Wed May 29, 2013 11:37 am
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown
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It adds to his image of greatness?
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Mon Jul 08, 2013 11:53 am
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown
And look for the house that is Sadie's.
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
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It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
So he was a hit with the ladies
Today he would drive a Mercedes
He would ride around town
No sign of a frown
And look for the house that is Sadie's.
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Thu Jul 11, 2013 10:01 pm
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:02 pm
He's proud of his lack of hirsuteness
It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye
Always on time as he hates any lateness!
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
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It adds to his image of greatness?
Wearing smart suit and tie
With that look in his eye
Always on time as he hates any lateness!
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:03 pm
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie
A source of great mirth without fail
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:23 pm
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie
And buckets of popcorn she buys.
The cinema is next to the pub
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A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
Sadie is the girl with the blue eyes
Who loves to hang out with the rich guys
She loves a good movie
James Bond, that old smoovie
And buckets of popcorn she buys.
The cinema is next to the pub
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:21 am
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
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A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:21 pm
Reminds me of that pocket watch tale
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun
Down a hole with Alice on his tail.
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
A source of great mirth without fail
The White Rabbit had one
And with it had fun
Down a hole with Alice on his tail.
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:44 pm
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover
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It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:42 pm
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover
Up past the Conservative Club.
Rover just loves to go walkies
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
The cinema is next to the pub
Which serves coctails & truly fine grub
When the movie is over
It's time to walk Rover
Up past the Conservative Club.
Rover just loves to go walkies
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Re: Limericks
by Susie Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:32 pm
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair
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Re: Limericks
by Susie Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:34 pm
Think I have done something wrong. Why are their two limericks?
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm
Don't worry Susie, you haven''t done anything wrong! We've had two limericks running simultaneously for a while now....it just makes the game a bit more tricky and interesting.
So, if I carry on:
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair
Cos she was so tired she could hardly stand.
Round a table they sat having tea
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
So, if I carry on:
They arrived in that place they call Wonderland
It's full of sweets and toys and a marching band
A Mad Hatter was there
And Alice in a chair
Cos she was so tired she could hardly stand.
Round a table they sat having tea
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:11 pm
Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
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What a delightful setting to see!
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
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Re: Limericks
by Susie Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:45 pm
Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:46 pm
Round a table they sat having tea
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Was sleeping a lot
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill
(Rover's temper is shorter than Chalky's!)
Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
What a delightful setting to see!
Mouse in the pot
Was sleeping a lot
Rover just loves to go walkies
Up the road where "The Grand Duke of York" is
It's on top of the hill
Just by the mill
(Rover's temper is shorter than Chalky's!)
Now Chalky was Rick Stein's Jack Russell
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