Re: Limericks

by feathers Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:13 pm

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!
And I'm with you Jim
Can you keep up with him?

by Guest Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:21 am

We must put a stop to it now
Are you volunteering?...wow!
And I'm with you Jim
Can you keep up with him?
I'll give it my best, I avow.

We need to all march in the streets

by kidder Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:14 am

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets

by Chas Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:27 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled

by Guest Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:11 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled
If we get embroiled

by kidder Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:02 pm

We need to all march in the streets
Hang on, I'll just fetch me sweets
I'm a sucker for boiled
If we get embroiled
We will just not put up with defeats

It's the first time I've ever protested

by feathers Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:56 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested

by Guest Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:08 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne

by Chas Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:15 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne
(On whom, we all pour scorn)

by Guest Tue Oct 19, 2010 5:49 pm

It's the first time I've ever protested
But the way things have gone I've detested
That vile little Osborne
(On whom, we all pour scorn)
Should, if things were right, be arrested.

He could stand in the stocks on a hill

by Chas Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:59 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)

by VickyS Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:45 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)
We'll pelt him with pies

by kidder Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:32 pm

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)
We'll pelt him with pies
And spit in his eyes

by Guest Wed Oct 20, 2010 10:34 am

He could stand in the stocks on a hill
(No, that's Harrow not Eton-my-fill!)
We'll pelt him with pies
And spit in his eyes
His discomfort would be such a thrill.

It's a fib that we're in it together

by Chas Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:55 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!

by Guest Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:58 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate

by Chas Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:54 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate
Are you slowed by your gait?

by kidder Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:51 pm

It's a fib that we're in it together
'Scuse me, I'm off, hell for leather!
I don't blame you, old mate
Are you slowed by your gait?
No, I'm just under the weather.

Just where were we going again?

by Guest Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:34 am

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain

by Chas Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:56 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars

by Guest Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:14 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars
Are there plenty of bars?

by feathers Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:02 pm

Just where were we going again?
Somewhere to escape Osborne's pain
Like the far side of Mars
Are there plenty of bars?
Mine's an ouzo, if one of you's payin'.

I'll have it with plenty of water

by Guest Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:24 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er (urgh)

by Chas Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:00 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er
Dilute it so much

by Guest Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:27 pm

I'll have it with plenty of water
Are you quite sure you really should ought'er
Dilute it so much
It's not very butch

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