Re: Limericks

by kidder Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:16 pm

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived

by Chas Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:19 am

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion

by Guest Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:24 pm

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion
From a room in their mansion oh dear!

by Chas Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:56 am

Limerick rhymes can be wildly contrived
Many poets have contrived and connived
To observe the scansion
From a room in their mansion
But sometimes it all goes to pot and you wish you'd never begun the damned thing!

I've been thinkg about books this morning

by Guest Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:30 pm

I've been thinkg about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning

by Susie Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:38 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French

by Guest Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:51 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French
Can make one quite blench

by kidder Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:28 pm

I've been thinking about books this morning
But for Camus one needs quite a warning
His deep thinking, in French
Can make one quite blench
And bring on depression without warning.

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

by Guest Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:30 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter

by kidder Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:08 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft

by Guest Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:47 am

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft
That line's just a draft

by VickyS Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:37 pm

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.
So I wrote to my Mum in a letter
She said don't be daft
That line's just a draft
You'll catch a chill, go put on a sweater!

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass

by Guest Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:00 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras

by kidder Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:11 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre

by Guest Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:47 am

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre
Although, when you enter

by feathers Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:12 pm

Freedom's mine, now I have my bus pass
You could go all the way to Madras
And buy a call centre
Although, when you enter
The garden, please keep off the grass!

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick

by Guest Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:28 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick

by feathers Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:52 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls

by kidder Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:59 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls
At anyone who calls

by feathers Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:48 pm

'Cos the gardener there, who's called Dick
Sometimes has a very big stick
He shouts and he bawls
At anyone who calls
And may throw a stone or a brick.

So, keep out if you value your life

by Susie Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:38 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!

by kidder Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:22 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears

by Guest Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:09 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears
And brings him to tears

by Susie Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:36 pm

So, keep out if you value your life
Only one can handle him - the wife!!
She boxes his ears
And brings him to tears
Three cheers for the Trouble and Strife!!

There are many odd folk in this world

by Guest Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:13 pm

There are many odd folk in this world
Some stand with a banner unfurled

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