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Re: Limericks
Make the most of this latest sunshine
For tomorrow it won`t be so fine
Quick ! Fetch in the washing
` cos the ground will be sloshing
And it will be dripping on the line
Had a great Indian meal last night
The kebabs had a really light bite
Though I prefer sushi
And doing the Watutsi
Let's have them all rather than fight
The snooker is getting boring
Will we have snow in the coming days?
For tomorrow it won`t be so fine
Quick ! Fetch in the washing
` cos the ground will be sloshing
And it will be dripping on the line
Had a great Indian meal last night
The kebabs had a really light bite
Though I prefer sushi
And doing the Watutsi
Let's have them all rather than fight
The snooker is getting boring
Will we have snow in the coming days?
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The snooker is getting boring
It goes on and on till I'm snoring
Will we have snow in the coming days?
Well I rather hope summer stays!
It goes on and on till I'm snoring
Will we have snow in the coming days?
Well I rather hope summer stays!
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
The snooker is getting boring
It goes on and on `til I`m snoring
Is it really a sport ?
Will we have snow in the coming days ?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says " wet "
It goes on and on `til I`m snoring
Is it really a sport ?
Will we have snow in the coming days ?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says " wet "
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The snooker is getting boring
It goes on and on 'til I'm snoring
Is it really a sport?
Yes it is, of a sort
Will we have snow in the coming days?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says "wet"
And it's not been wrong yet
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It goes on and on 'til I'm snoring
Is it really a sport?
Yes it is, of a sort
Will we have snow in the coming days?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says "wet"
And it's not been wrong yet
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
The snooker is getting boring
It goes on and on `til I`m snoring
Is it really a sport ?
Yes it is, of a sort
Nevertheless, I shall keep on ignoring
Are we all ready to vote ?
We will have snow in the coming days ?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says"wet "
And it`s not been wrong yet
Just hope I can cope with the rays
Top Hat was a wonderful show
It goes on and on `til I`m snoring
Is it really a sport ?
Yes it is, of a sort
Nevertheless, I shall keep on ignoring
Are we all ready to vote ?
We will have snow in the coming days ?
Well I rather hope summer stays
My seaweed says"wet "
And it`s not been wrong yet
Just hope I can cope with the rays
Top Hat was a wonderful show
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Are we all ready to vote ?
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
Susie- Godlike Member
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Are we all ready to vote ?
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They`re all telling porkies
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row, centre
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They`re all telling porkies
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row, centre
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Are we all ready to vote?
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They're all telling porkies
As they pat cute little Yorkies
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row, centre
And my programme I lent her
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Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They're all telling porkies
As they pat cute little Yorkies
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row, centre
And my programme I lent her
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Are we all ready to vote ?
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They`re all telling porkies
As they pat cute little Yorkies
And spend their expenses on a moat
MY fence blew down in the night
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row,centre
And my programme I lent her
My munificence just continues to grow
I saw Nigel Farage today
Yes, will have to post mine or miss the boat
They`re all telling porkies
As they pat cute little Yorkies
And spend their expenses on a moat
MY fence blew down in the night
Top Hat was a wonderful show
But the best seats went to those in the know
We were front row,centre
And my programme I lent her
My munificence just continues to grow
I saw Nigel Farage today
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
MY fence blew down in the night
It didn't put up much of a fight!
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
It didn't put up much of a fight!
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
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MY fence blew down in the night
It didn't put up much of a fight!
The wind was so gusty
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
It didn't put up much of a fight!
The wind was so gusty
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
My fence blew down in the night
It didn`t put up much of a fight
The wind was so gusty
And the fence wasn`t trusty
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
He`ll be drowning his sorrow
It didn`t put up much of a fight
The wind was so gusty
And the fence wasn`t trusty
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
He`ll be drowning his sorrow
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
My fence blew down in the night
It didn`t put up much of a fight
The wind was so gusty
And the fence wasn`t trusty
I just knew the dust it would bite!!
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
He`ll be drowning his sorrow
And not be fighting another day
What a shock the elections were
I am fed of with nuisance calls
It didn`t put up much of a fight
The wind was so gusty
And the fence wasn`t trusty
I just knew the dust it would bite!!
I saw Nigel Farage today
With pint and fag he was ready to play
But I fear by tomorrow
He`ll be drowning his sorrow
And not be fighting another day
What a shock the elections were
I am fed of with nuisance calls
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
What a shock the elections were
We just didn't know what would occur
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I'll be climbing the walls
We just didn't know what would occur
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I'll be climbing the walls
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
What a shock the elections were
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
What a shock the elections were
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
Leaving Red Ed bereft
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
And the caller haranguing
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
Leaving Red Ed bereft
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
And the caller haranguing
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
What a shock the elections were
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
Leaving Red Ed bereft
And Cameron won in a blur
I`ve been invigilating an exam today
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
And the caller haranguing
Until the boredom finally palls
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
We just didn`t know what would occur
A massive blow for the Left
Leaving Red Ed bereft
And Cameron won in a blur
I`ve been invigilating an exam today
I am fed up with nuisance calls
Much more and I`ll be climbing the walls
I just leave the `phone hanging
And the caller haranguing
Until the boredom finally palls
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I`ve been invigilating an exam today
The first of many in the month of May
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don't think they are coming, what a bummer
The first of many in the month of May
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don't think they are coming, what a bummer
Susie- Godlike Member
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I`ve been invigilating an exam today
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I`ve been invigilating an exam today
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
But with iphones so hampered
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
And said he'd got the wrong date
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
But with iphones so hampered
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
And said he'd got the wrong date
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
I`ve been invigilating an exam today
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
But with iphones so hampered
But at University they have to pay
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
And said he'd got the wrong date
His head is like a piece of lumber!!
Pity the poor people in Nepal
Andy Murray's on a winning streak
The first of many in the month of May
Students these days are so pampered
But with iphones so hampered
But at University they have to pay
I`ve been waiting 2 hours for a plumber
Don`t think they`re coming, what a bummer
He turned up today, 21 hours late
And said he'd got the wrong date
His head is like a piece of lumber!!
Pity the poor people in Nepal
Andy Murray's on a winning streak
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Pity the poor people in Nepal
They`re left with hardly anything at all
Andy Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
They`re left with hardly anything at all
Andy Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Pity the poor people in Nepal
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Andy Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Andy Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Pity the poor people of Nepal
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Following Earthquake and Skelp
Any Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
So much for him being a stallion
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Following Earthquake and Skelp
Any Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
So much for him being a stallion
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Pity the poor people of Nepal
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Following Earthquake and Skelp
The world should answer their call
Any Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
So much for him being a stallion
Obviously not quite at his peak
With Lib, Lab and UKIP in turmoil
There once was a man named Roger
They`re left with hardly anything at all
They really need help
Following Earthquake and Skelp
The world should answer their call
Any Murray`s on a winning streak
To win on clay his game he did tweak
Now he has pulled out of the Italian
So much for him being a stallion
Obviously not quite at his peak
With Lib, Lab and UKIP in turmoil
There once was a man named Roger
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