cute baby rabbits
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cute baby rabbits
I walked into the pet shop today and said, "I'll have those two cute baby rabbits in the window please."
"No problem," the lady serving smiled, "Would you like anything else?"
"Yes," I replied, "I'll have one of those big things that they go in, please."
"The hutch?" she asked.
"No," I said, "The Python....."
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Oooooh noooooo!
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OK Feathers this one!
I saw my midget neighbour standing at the bus stop on my way home from work last night so I stopped and said, "Jump in mate, I'll give you a lift."
I couldn't believe the abuse I got back! He could have just said "no."
"Last time I offer to do that," I thought to myself as I zipped my rucksack back up and carried on walking home.....
I saw my midget neighbour standing at the bus stop on my way home from work last night so I stopped and said, "Jump in mate, I'll give you a lift."
I couldn't believe the abuse I got back! He could have just said "no."
"Last time I offer to do that," I thought to myself as I zipped my rucksack back up and carried on walking home.....
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Richie, you should be shot
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Christmas eve and a couple were doing their last minute shopping when he disappears. After a while she phoned his mobile, "Where are you?" In a calm voice he replied, "Hi, darling, remember that jewellery shop we went in a few years ago and you fell in love with a diamond necklace. The one we couldn't afford and I said one day I would buy it for you?" Overcome with excitement her eyes filling with tears, "Yes, I remember!" she said. "Well, I'm in the pub next door to that"
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Some of you might have seen this but it still make me chuckle
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.......
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.......
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Just got back from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen feeding all the "down & outs". Its a tradition as I just like to help out with those less fortunate than me. You never know I might end up like that one day. However, I did manage to upset a couple, all I said was - come on hurry up, some of us have got homes to go to. I just don't understand some people, they take offence at anything.
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Ta very much......I didn't get either!
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Nor me
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Me neither. But I did get a peck on the cheek in Asda when Brian realised what day it was. I thought that was so romantic......for him!
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Seen this on face book had to chuckle (in private of course)
To all the people complaining about being single on Valentine's day, spare a thought for all those poor buggers that aren't!
To all the people complaining about being single on Valentine's day, spare a thought for all those poor buggers that aren't!
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We used to have one like that. I'm sure it went to the charity shop though..........
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What? No shopping trolley?
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I asked a blonde friend of mine what her favourite Shakespeare scene was.
She replied, "The one where all the Zulus gather on the top of the hills and salute their worthy enemy...."
She replied, "The one where all the Zulus gather on the top of the hills and salute their worthy enemy...."
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