Baby's first appointment
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Baby's first appointment
Baby's First Doctor Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional
and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.'
I know,' she said,
'I'm his Grandma,
but I'm glad I came.'
kidder- Patriarch
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Re: Baby's first appointment
Yep, good one Jim
saunders- Matriarch 3
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Re: Baby's first appointment
Brilliant
Keithos- Super Member
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