Re: Limericks

by kidder Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:16 pm

Of course football is his first priority
In the vote for best goal he had quite a majority
When named 'Man of the Match'
He sang a short snatch
Of Handel's third concertority

Though music is not really his forté

by VickyS Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:13 pm

Though music is not really his forté
Because he's tone deaf and quite sporty

by Guest Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:23 am

Though music is not really his forté
Because he's tone deaf and quite sporty
He still likes to think

by VickyS Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:24 pm

Though music is not really his forté
Because he's tone deaf and quite sporty
He still likes to think
He looks good in pink

by feathers Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:32 pm

Though music is not really his forté
Because he's tone deaf and quite sporty
He still likes to think
He looks good in pink
Lycra tights. Ooooh, it's really quite naughty!

He wears them whilst practising ballet

by kidder Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:09 pm

He wears them whilst practising ballet
And pirouettes down a Rotherham alley

by Guest Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:12 pm

He wears them whilst practising ballet
And pirouettes down a Rotherham alley
When he gets on his points

by kidder Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:46 pm

He wears them whilst practising ballet
And pirouettes down a Rotherham alley
When he gets on his points
You should hear his old joints

by Guest Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:39 pm

He wears them whilst practising ballet
And pirouettes down a Rotherham alley
When he gets on his points
You should hear his old joints
Groan like the crewmen of old Grace O'Malley.

But Swan Lake is what he likes best

by VickyS Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:22 pm

But Swan Lake is what he likes best
Wearing feathers and baring his chest

by kidder Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:36 pm

But Swan Lake is what he likes best
Wearing feathers and baring his chest
In his Primark tutu

by VickyS Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:56 pm

But Swan Lake is what he likes best
Wearing feathers and baring his chest
In his Primark tutu
He makes his debut

by Guest Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:44 pm

But Swan Lake is what he likes best
Wearing feathers and baring his chest
In his Primark tutu
He makes his debut
Covent Garden was really impressed.

'A new ballet for him let's commission!'

by kidder Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:17 pm

'A new ballet for him let's commission!'
But first we must ask Brown's permission

by Guest Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:02 am

'A new ballet for him let's commission!'
But first we must ask Brown's permission
I'm sure he'll agree

by kidder Tue Jun 16, 2009 10:10 am

'A new ballet for him let's commission!'
But first we must ask Brown's permission
I'm sure he'll agree
If we're down on one knee

by Guest Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:18 pm

'A new ballet for him let's commission!'
But first we must ask Brown's permission
I'm sure he'll agree
If we're down on one knee
It's a well-known theatre tradition.

I suggest that we call it Swan Pond

by VickyS Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:50 pm

I suggest that we call it Swan Pond
And add a twist, a dancing James Bond

by Guest Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:07 pm

I suggest that we call it Swan Pond
And add a twist, a dancing James Bond
In a tutu he'd be

by kidder Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:35 pm

I suggest that we call it Swan Pond
And add a twist, a dancing James Bond
In a tutu he'd be
An 'Odd Job' to me

by VickyS Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:44 pm

I suggest that we call it Swan Pond
And add a twist, a dancing James Bond
In a tutu he'd be
An 'Odd Job' to me
'Cause a chap in a frock? I'd feel conned!

I can't think of a new first line...can anyone else?

by kidder Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:15 pm

Miss Moneypenny! What are you doing?

by VickyS Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:24 pm

Miss Moneypenny! What are you doing?
That's my beer that all day I've been brewing!

by feathers Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:18 pm

Miss Moneypenny! What are you doing?
That's my beer that all day I've been brewing!
Have a drink if you like

by Guest Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:43 am

Miss Moneypenny! What are you doing?
That's my beer that all day I've been brewing!
Have a drink if you like
And a ride on my bike

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