Re: Limericks

by feathers Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:21 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick

by Chas Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:27 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?

by Guest Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:57 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?
Maybe about food?

by Chas Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:36 pm

We need a new theme for the limerick
Any ideas? Come on now, take your pick
Lewd, crude or rude?
Maybe about food?
A combo, then, spotted dick :!:

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/

by feathers Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:36 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"

by Chas Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:48 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin Limericks - Page 2 Confused013

by Guest Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:47 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Dont know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin
And sing Nights in White Satin

by kidder Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:24 pm

So I said, "What's it mean, 'STD'?"/
"Don't know, it's all Greek to me!"
I thought medics used Latin
And sing Nights in White Satin
Or are you just taking the pee?

No doubt an answer will come soon

by Guest Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:07 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon

by feathers Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:22 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon
By express flying saucer

by kidder Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:07 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon
By express flying saucer
Hand written by Chaucer

by VickyS Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:38 pm

No doubt an answer will come soon
A message might come from the moon
By express flying saucer
Hand written by Chaucer
But no, it's a lunar cartoon.

I'm no nearer to finding the truth

by kidder Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:47 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?

by feathers Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:58 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?
Or, more likely, Lands End?

by Guest Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:51 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?
Or, more likely, Lands End?
Well, that would depend....

by feathers Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:56 pm

I'm no nearer to finding the truth
Do you think it could be in Redruth?
Or, more likely, Lands End?
Well, that would depend....
Ever thought of employing a sleuth?

Get a competent smart private eye

by VickyS Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:28 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy

by kidder Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:34 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick

by Chas Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:46 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick
Or totally thick

{Take that whichever way ....} Wink

by Guest Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:33 pm

Get a competent smart private eye
The very best that money can buy
He may be a dick
Or totally thick
We could hope that Sam Spade might apply.

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice

by VickyS Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:42 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device

by Guest Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:20 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device
For a dollar a day

by feathers Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:37 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device
For a dollar a day
All the facts he'd survey

by kidder Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:55 pm

The conundrum he'd solve in a trice
With his patented listening device
For a dollar a day
All the facts he'd survey
Now surely that's a good price?

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there

by Guest Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:49 pm

He seeks 'em here, and he seeks 'em there
Up stairs, down holes, in the square

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