Re: Limericks

by kidder Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:56 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight

by feathers Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:07 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight
So he used a bent pin

by Old Coot Tue Jan 27, 2009 9:18 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight
So he used a bent pin
He just stuck it right in

by kidder Tue Jan 27, 2009 10:25 pm

But tapping it just didn't work right
Unscrewing it proved to be too tight
So he used a bent pin
He just stuck it right in
And switched off his neighbours loo light!

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark

by feathers Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:00 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:14 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark
Whatever you do

by kidder Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:42 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark
Whatever you do
Don't drive in the loo

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:51 pm

Now poo in the dark can be quite a lark
But there are pitfalls, to which you should hark
Whatever you do
Don't drive in the loo
Cos you won't find a good place to park

Reversing might be the best bet

by kidder Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:34 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet
As you might just go skidding

by feathers Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:47 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet
As you might just go skidding
Believe me, I'm not kidding!

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:49 pm

Reversing might be the best bet
But beware if your tyres should get wet
As you might just go skidding
Believe me, I'm not kidding!
With woes then you will be beset.

It's better to go with the light on

by feathers Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:55 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:57 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton
It's right by the sea

by feathers Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:59 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton
It's right by the sea
And they'll charge you a fee

by Chas Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:29 pm

It's better to go with the light on
Especially when living in Brighton
It's right by the sea
And they'll charge you a fee
To see Neptune, complete with his triton

The sea-life you find there is wonderous

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:23 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous

by Old Coot Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:46 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous
It ebbs and it flows

by Guest Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:48 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous
It ebbs and it flows
And, well, stone the crows

by VickyS Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:07 pm

The sea-life you find there is wonderous
And the noise the sea makes is quite thunderous
It ebbs and it flows
And, well, stone the crows
When we walk along the pier the sea's under us.

At the end of the pier is a scary ride

by kidder Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:00 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide

by Guest Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:11 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide
It's called Perfect Storm

by Chas Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:55 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide
It's called Perfect Storm
And takes the devious form

by Guest Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:51 pm

At the end of the pier is a scary ride
Folks get washed away by the incoming tide
It's called Perfect Storm
And takes the devious form
Of a large hyperbolic plane slide

Of all of the people lost on it

by Chas Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:43 pm

Of all of the people lost on it
One was busy, reciting a sonnet

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