Re: Limericks

by kidder Sat Sep 17, 2011 7:09 pm

But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)

by Chas Sun Sep 18, 2011 10:45 am

But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat

by Guest Sun Sep 18, 2011 6:10 pm

But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat

by feathers Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:48 pm

But don't call me a sour misanthrope
(Apart from the occasional dope!)
'Cause it fair gets my goat,
Puts a lump in my throat
So that I feel there's no hope....

Of ever improving my lot

by kidder Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:18 pm

Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got

by feathers Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:24 pm

Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance

by Guest Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:26 am

Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance

by feathers Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:23 pm

Of ever improving my lot
Or getting more than I've got
But there's just a chance
Of a hint of romance
We're meeting at six, on the dot...

And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike

by Chas Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:31 am

And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike

by feathers Mon Oct 17, 2011 11:02 pm

And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love

by Chas Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:46 am

And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)

by feathers Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:45 pm

And I'm hoping that Cupid will strike
But, preferably not a la Smike
If I could find love
(Give Aphrodite a shove!)
That's what I really would like!

Will anyone make me an offer?

by Chas Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:08 pm

Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?

by feathers Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:08 pm

Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face

by Chas Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:08 pm

Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....

by feathers Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:27 pm

Will anyone make me an offer?
What inducements have I to proffer?
I've a real handsome face
And I've modesty, grace ....
And, what's more, loads of dosh in my coffer!

If you want, I can buy a great mansion

by Chas Sun Oct 23, 2011 2:44 pm

If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion

by feathers Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:06 pm

If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family

by Guest Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:44 pm

If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily

by feathers Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:49 pm

If you want, I can buy a great mansion
With acreage enough for expansion
For a large family
One could live happily
Sorry, but I can't find anything else that rhymes and has the right scansion..... Rolling Eyes

Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse

by Chas Mon Oct 24, 2011 1:09 pm

Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!

by feathers Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:15 pm

Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard

by Chas Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:01 am

Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card

by feathers Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:56 pm

Right, so we'll begin again with a new verse
Let's hope this one's better, 'tho could be worse!
We must try very hard
To not get a red card
That would make our loyal readership curse!

P'raps we should write them an epic

by Chas Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:41 pm

P'raps we should write them an epic
In content and styling, Homeric

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