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I know what you mean.....Christmas paraphernalia seems to be heaped everywhere around the place too. It's driving me crazy!!

It's just as daft outdoors, too, the stocks of road-salt are about to be washed away be the incoming deluge!

Oh dear, that will rock the boat.........I'd better tie everything down securely!
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That will take ages so you'd better start soon.

OK, but I'm in the middle of cooking dinner - please can you finish it off while I dash outside with my torch?
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Oh, dear! Another example of the English obsession!

Yes, it's all part of our Heritage!
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What vegetables are you cooking? Not Brussels sprouts.......

Nothing, if they come from our garden.

I'll dash to my shed, I have some freshly picked sprouts in there! Pass me the torch and I'll baton down the hatches at the same time. I've turned down the heat so the rest of the dinner doesn't burn.
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Just as well. If it burns there'll be tears before bedtime.....

You are a cation (cautionary?), Joy.

Well, it's just my opinion and I'm sticking to it!!

Ho, hum. My nane's mud, again

Here, have some pie for dessert, that will cheer us all up!
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Is it apple?

My eye! She's impugning me .... Mud, indeed!

Nah! That's a load of hogwash!

Phew, thanks. I'm coming up whiter than white, again.

You're all great, whiter than a white Christmas (It's the Aeriel!)- have a fantastic time and a very Happy New Year!

(Other washing powder brands are also available!)
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Thanks for that.....you don't have to be crackers to take part in this game, but obviously it helps!

You have to be the cream of the crop!

Although, the odd misanthrope (I'm definitely odd) may sour the atmosphere .... briefly ........ very briefly.

Generally speaking, the milk of human kindness is to be found here.

Let's crack open a bottle or two to celebrate still being here.