How to Shower

I think we may have had this before in the other place some time ago. It may sound familiar!


How To Shower Like a Woman

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to
lights and darks.


Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.


Get in the shower.


Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.


Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.


Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.


Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.


Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
red.


Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.


Rinse conditioner off hair.


Shave armpits and legs.


Turn off shower.


Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.


Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.


Get out of shower.


Dry with towel the size of a small country.


Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.


Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.


If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.




How To Shower Like a Man


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.


If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.


Look at your manly physique in the mirror.


Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.


Get in the shower.


Wash your face.


Wash your armpits.


Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.


Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.


Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.


Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
the soap.


Wash your hair.


Make a Shampoo Mohawk.


Wee.


Rinse off and get out of shower.


Partially dry off.


Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of bath t he whole time.


Admire willy size in mirror again.


Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
fan on.


Return to bedroom with towel around waist.


If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.


Throw wet towel on bed.

That tickled me Lilian

Okay :!:

Which of you deviants has set up a webcam in our house

Hang on! I'll just check if "Willy" is on the list of allowed words.......................................................

There was a film called "Free Willy" and he was huge.

As for the shower procedure seems pretty normal, apart from the fact that women must do far more than the list there says.

We have had it on the 'other' side Lilian but still funny and enjoyed seeing it again. :Thumbs Up:

If my memory serves me right it was Kevincumbria quite a while ago now.

Great Lilian, really funny

Lilian wrote:If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

mmmmm his or yours if it is him, try not to laugh too much - it upsets us

Well that has brightened up my day.

chadalacus wrote:

We have had it on the 'other' side Lilian but still funny and enjoyed seeing it again. :Thumbs Up:

If my memory serves me right it was Kevincumbria quite a while ago now.

Yes, I think you're right, Chad. It was sent to me yesterday. Well worth another showing though.

Absolutely Lil! Good one. :Thumbs Up:

I've only just seen this

What a hoot!

Lilian!