Ever so slightly rude.

Look away now if you are offended by anything with even a mild sexual content. Sprained my wrist when I fell off the chair though.

Mastercard-Priceless

sarah wrote:John where do you find these little gems? :WoW:

:WoW: 'sfunny ....... I thought you sent me an emial with that one, well over a year ago

My senior moments are steadily getting fewer







.......... but they tend to last all day :!:

Oh that's wonderful! Great for Valentine's Day.

Oh I love it :YES:

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(Wow just noticed the date! I've got a lot of catching up to do)

Hi, Chad, good to see you here. Now you know what you've been missing!

Lilian wrote: Hi, Chad, good to see you here. Now you know what you've been missing!

Hi Lilian,
Good to see you too!
Thought I'd cracked it today but have replied to loads of posts and they haven't even made it onto the board? Seem to being 'timed out' somehow? Crickey I know I can be long winded at times but just a short message is being booted!
Hope this gets to you.

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room.
Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
Daisy asked, "Do you have a condom?"
Donald frowned and said "No."
Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have sex.
"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had
condoms.
"Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from under the counter and
gave it to Donald.
The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"
"No!" Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"

Brightened my morning

Classic Kidder!

Hey Chad

Looks like you finally made it. Welcome to the place where the lunatics run the asylum and we're all grateful for it.

Your old chum

OC

The brilliant mathematician


A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to
satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be
home before midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with
the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."