Wordgame

Now now Chas, stop playing with fire.......

....... I'm so glad you are not a fighter and have made no comment!
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Is a Peace Prize appropriate d'ya think?

If I purse my lips, does it look as though I'm thinking about that?

No, it makes you look as though you are about to do that party trick where you produce a coin from behind your ear!
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Or about to deliver a few lines from Shakespeare....."Friends, Romans, countrymen........"

Ha Ha! - Do you know any other ancient quotations from Shakespeare?
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Being a philistine, my quotes tend to be more modern.

You mean like 'Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?'

With you around, who needs a critic?

Nice work if you can get it, especially if it entails frequent visits to the theatre.

Definitely - usually involves free seats.

Dis I hear a few fervid pants as you imagined the benefits?

I'm sure she longs to have the job!!

I hope it's not gone, the job-market is moving faster than HS2.

It's OK, I've heard she now has an interview arranged for Tomorrow!
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Clearly one of those people who get all the luck.

Whereas most of us get very little.

Both men and women make good Critics, I hear they are interviewing three of each.
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So they are all under de-liberation, then?

Yes, in theory! Well, in practice too, it has to be fair.
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Do they have to take an exam of any kind?

Do they have to make the grade in any other way?

No exam but an extra point each if they are smartly dressed and another if there is no spelling mistakes on their application form.
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Very important attributes I'd say!