Daffy Duck

Classic Cooperism.

I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

Nice ones .....

Have you seen the Dove for Men ad? there's another no-no .... they reckon you will not get taut, tight but soft, saggy, slack skin!

I was sat on the bus this morning when i noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to me was reading a book titled ''Strange but true sexual facts''. "Interesting?'' I asks. ''Yes'' she replies, ''For instance, did you know that the American Red Indian has the longest penis in the world and an Irishman has the thickest? Oh, I'm sorry" she continued, my name's Helen & yours?" ...''Tonto O'Riley

This made me Giggle.

Bl**dy great Richie. What a larf!

Thanks Richie

That gorilla rediscovered the schoolboy in me ..... cracking!

Love it!

Brilliant!

Some beauts in there

Keith

"TRADGEDY"

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.



The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".



One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."



“No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."



A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."



I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call great loss."



The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. “Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"



Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."



Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"



“Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a accident either".

Good one Richie

Just the thought has put a smile on my face.

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm,that includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment,the farmhouse and £22.500.500.00 in cash." The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, "oh my granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, her granny whispered, "Facebook" ........

Last Christmas I thought I uncovered a mass genocide of snowmen, it turned out to be a field full of carrots

good uns!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta's,his little face lit up when he tried to walk.. Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper from the bottom of his cage.

Aw.........

A fine tribute to the fallen Ritchie, and very good use of Flash.
Thanks for the post and the reminder.