Acronyms

Foreign Rider, Opponent Of Many Entrants

ABDOUJAPAROV ( my favourite sprinter prior to Cav )

A Brave Djamolidine Outgrew Uzbekistan; Just As Peloton Arrived, Really Out-rode Veloists

VALVERDE

* GG - La Vuelta starts 23rd August, ITV4, then it's the Tour of Britain from 7th September..... *
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Valiant Adalucian; La Veulta Exerts Really Difficult Exercise

PANTANI

* My son and his non-professional team are currently in the Alps tackling 7 Haut Catagorie climbs in 2 weeks. They conquered the Colombier today ( albeit very slowly )

"Pirate" As Nickname, Tragic Action, New Investigation

MERCKX                 (Eddy & Axel)

* Wow! GG, that's great news, you must be very proud of him, what an achievement! Very best wishes to your Son and The Team for the rest of the trip and for the future. *
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Magnificent Eddy Resisted Calling Krushchev Xenophobic

COPPI

* thanks for that, I`ll pass on your good wishes
They`ve completed the third mountain pass today ( Sestriere ) travelling 90 miles in 6 hours plus, mostly uphill of course. He`s always been a bit of a thrill seeker, he rode professional speedway for Mildenhall Fen Tigers for 3 years when he was a
lot younger ( must take after his mother`s side of the family ) *

Campionissimo, Outstanding, Premier Postioned Italian

ZABEL

* Great news again GG, all very impressive, I do admire the fitness, stamina, determination and teamwork involved. What are the names of the remaining four climbs?*
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Zis Allemagne Bikerider Enjoys Liverwurst

BALOTELLI

* never mind about stamina,determination,fitness and teamwork, what about madness, idiocy and a complete disregard for one`s own safety( as I said previously, takes after his Mother`s side of the family ! ) *
Remaining climbs are Izoard,Alpe Duez, Tourmalet and one other whose name I can`t recall
It`s quite interesting, he has a transponder strapped to him which relays all sorts of stuff via satellite to my e mail. I can watch the route either by map or satellite view and can see cadence, speed, heart rate and elevation. Going up the mountains it barely registers speed but coming down it sometimes exceeds 60 mph, although I don`t tell his Mother

Brilliant Athletic Lad, Obviously Trains Energetically - Likes Liverpudlian Ideals

DEGENKOLB

* The good old Alpe Duez eh? Your technology link sounds intriguing. I hope all is going well.   *
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Despite Entering Giantshimano Entourage, Never Knowingly Outside Last Berth

TESTOSTERONE

*
Son`s foray into the mountains has now finished. He is now recouperating in South of France before visiting his aged parents this weekend to give us all the gory details *

Troy, Extremely Sensitive To Ophelia's Scent, Talks Emotionally, Reaching Out, Needing Embrace!

SCOTLAND
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- Comment Added 29th Sept:  Hi GG, return to Acronyms soon! We all missed you, welcome back. I hope you had a great time and that the plane meal and rep problems were soon put right? I hope everything else went well and that your son had a great adventure too and enjoyed the remainder of his trip. -  

Sorry, Couldn`t Overcome The Lot And Near Devolution


ASTROPHYSICS

* Thanks for your welcome back message. Missed you all.
Holiday fantastic as usual

Andrew Spied Troy Researching Original Particles, (Higgs-Bosun?) - Yes, Science Is Completely Sensational!

ANTIBIOTIC
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A New Treatment In Biological Infusion Overtakes Traditional Incontinence Cure

SEPTICEMIA

Sadly Ethel Parkerton Took Ill - Clinical Explanation: Micro-Organisms, Infection...... Alarming.

FIREWORKS
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Festive Incendiaries Reviving Erstwhile Worries Over Revolutionary King Slayers

MERCEDES

Mable's Expensive Red Car Encourages Decadently Excessive Speed!

APPRENTICE
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A Pallid Poltroon Reduces Entire Noviciate To Ineffectively Choose Employment


MOSQUITO

MIdge-like Odious Species, Quite Undesirable In The Office!

NOVEMBER
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Not Our Vernal Equinox, Might Be Entirely Rainy

QUIZZER

Quite Unusually Inquiring, Zealous, Zestful, Extremely Robotic.

CENOTAPH
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"We will remember them."

Country Endorses None Other Than All Patriotic Heroes

REMEMBRANCE

Really Emotional Memorable Experiences, Many Brave Relatives And Numerous Courageous Endeavours.

EQUILIBRIUM
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Equal Quantities Unite In Lowering Inner Balance Resulting In Unhappy Momentum.

INTERGALACTIC

Inter Nebulaic Travel Energises Richard`s Goal.A Lone Accidental Crash Terminates Its Course

QUAGGA

Quaint Unusual Animal, Gone Genetically, African.

PUDSEY
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