Fruit Polos
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Fruit Polos
by Ian Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:07 pm
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polos.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say;
'Red.................cherry'
'Yellow..............lemon'
'Green...............lime'
'Orange.............orange'
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well " said the professor I'll give you all a clue.
'It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled;
'Oh my God!!!! They're arseholes!!
:dashyduck: :dashyduck:
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say;
'Red.................cherry'
'Yellow..............lemon'
'Green...............lime'
'Orange.............orange'
Finally the professor gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well " said the professor I'll give you all a clue.
'It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled;
'Oh my God!!!! They're arseholes!!
:dashyduck: :dashyduck:
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