Big People Words
3 posters
Page 1 of 1
Big People Words
A group of children were trying very hard to become accustomed to
Nursery.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words", she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend, "I went to visit my
Nana".
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done, "I took a ride on a
choo-choo".
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words".
She then asked little Alex what he had done,
"I read a book", he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!", the teacher said, "'What book did you read?"
(I love
this.....)
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride,
and said . . . . . .
'Winnie the SH*T'.
Nursery.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby
talk!
"You need to use 'Big People' words", she was always reminding them.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend, "I went to visit my
Nana".
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done, "I took a ride on a
choo-choo".
She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People' words".
She then asked little Alex what he had done,
"I read a book", he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!", the teacher said, "'What book did you read?"
(I love
this.....)
Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great
pride,
and said . . . . . .
'Winnie the SH*T'.
kidder- Patriarch
- Posts : 7062
Join date : 2008-01-15
Location : Cumbria
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
|
|