Feeling Unappreciated?

Feeling Unappreciated Lately ?

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These ..

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the
same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought
it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve
the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am Sunday, so
a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause
of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before
11:00 am all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all
about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other
holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock
struck 11:00 , Kenneth Roberts, the part-time Sunday cleaner,
entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could
use the vacuum cleaner.


Still Having a Bad Day????

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the
most expensively saved animals were being released back into the
wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in
full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day????

Betty came home to find Jerry in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his
waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.
It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better, Are We ?