Question Time

I count species and numbers, whatever the BTO tell me to do depending on the time of year
Why would anyone think otherwise ?

Can you count us in, can we all help



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Will we need any qualifications, like O-level Maths

Shall I get my Abacus out again

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Wouldn't you prefer a clicker?

Please can you bring one with you

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Does anyone else think I`d be better off on my own ??

Am I to assume that you don't need our expert assistance

Does he deserve our assistance?

Of course I could do with help ( on a number of things ) but did any one else notice the word EXPERT ?

Of course she's an expert. Do you think she's a quack??????

I think I`d better DUCK that one, don`t you

You're not going to chicken out are you

That would be fowl, don't you think

She has a fee of one guinea do you think that is enough?

Not really! Anyway are guineas legal tender these days

You won't get in a flap about it, will you

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Shall we just try to wing it ?

But someone has to pay the bill don't they

just don`t let feathers in on the game !

Is that a question or just an exclamation

Anyway, maybe that is not a man at the door with a bill, don't you think it is just a duck with a hat on  

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Yes my duck, that should have been a question, shouldn't it

you`re all quackers, aren`t you ??

Nah....that's just a tail (sp.) that's going around isn't it

why do I get confused with you lot?