Italian Virgin

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:02 am

Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, she stayed at her mother's house, and was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her:
"Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man.

Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.
Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.

Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said, "Stay here and stir the pasta."

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by kidder Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:25 am

Uno bello scherzo Vince.
Great to have you back. Especially on your birthday.
Have a great day. Italian Virgin _surprise__by_darkmoon3636

by saunders Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:47 am

Another good one Italian Virgin 120352

Vince

Happy birthday have a great day.

Jean :For you:

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:40 am

Ooooh, forty eleven - a good age :)

by alison Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:35 pm

Happy Birthday from me....Alison

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:36 pm

Cheers everyone for the birthday wishes, have been up to my eyes in work closing both magazine before the festive season kicks off and I am too drunk to do anything.

Hope all whom visit the board have a great time of this period of food & wine.

By the way, I made a christmas video but it is 9.8 mb so if you want to see it drop me a message and I will email it. It is just a bit of fun.

by kidder Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:27 pm

Send it to me! Send it to me! I want it! What is it about?

saint-james@gmx.com

Or upload it to www.tinypic.com
We can play it on here...................like this one.............

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