Kids eh?

I heard these on the radio phone-in this morning,

A Dad had to take his toddler daughter into the gents loo while he went for a pee. His daughter stood by him at the urinal, and as daddy finished, she said, "Nice willy daddy!"
All daddy could say was, "Thanks"



A young boy on holiday with his mum and dad was getting himself dressed. As he pulled up his underpants he looked down and said. "How am I going to get that in there?"