Wordgame

Well at least he didn't duck out of apologising....

He would have been left with egg on his face if he hadn’t.

Considering the circumstances he came out of it all whiter than white!

He was possible advised to lie low for a while.

Yes, and it isn't as if he's in the public eye nowadays anyway.

Yes, it’s a sad case.

That kind of lifestyle wouldn't suit many people.

He'll be 98years old on his next birthday in June

Wow, they’ll have to buy a job lot of candles for his cake!

The poor old boy wouldn't be able to stand the heat if he got near enough to blow them all out!!

I wonder if he'll have a party and wear a paper hat

It was his wife's 93rd birthday today.  She looked quite sprightly and very smart in a mint green outfit. Amazing lady!

She has an excellent fashion choice

She has always been a wise woman.

...and seems to keep in good health

Definitely in the national interest! Long may she live!

And such a treasure wonderful lady.

You’d have to hunt far and wide to find a nicer person.

Who is this wonderful person?!

I expect she received a huge Easter egg from her family for being such a wonderful person!

She enjoys Prestat's dark chocolate

I expect she drops broad hints just before Christmas then!!!

I rather think she'll get plenty complementary ones

Wouldn't you love to be in her position?

That would suit me perfectly

I'm sure scores of people feel the same way.