Winalot
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Lilian
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Winalot
Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot
dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little
to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive
care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's
arse and a car hit me.
dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little
to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive
care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's
arse and a car hit me.
kidder- Patriarch
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Re: Winalot
Woo hoo!!!
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Winalot
Oh I do like that
Dawnie- Matriarch2
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Re: Winalot
Good one Jim
saunders- Matriarch 3
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Re: Winalot
Love it
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Re: Winalot
....Has your nose recovered?
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