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Winalot

Post by kidder on Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:36 pm

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot
dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind
me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little
to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended
up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive
care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's
arse and a car hit me.


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Re: Winalot

Post by feathers on Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:39 pm

Woo hoo!!!

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Re: Winalot

Post by Dawnie on Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:38 pm

Oh I do like that
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Post by Lilian on Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:58 pm

Me too!
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Post by saunders on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:58 pm

Good one Jim
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Post by Keithos on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:37 pm

Love it

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Post by Chas on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:15 pm

D's B's.

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Re: Winalot

Post by nickandchris on Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:22 pm

Good one, Jim.

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Post by stoupaduck on Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:15 pm

....Has your nose recovered?
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