Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

(Urgggh...perish the thought!)

(Quite, Joy! We look after our gorgeous grandson one day a week and I'm exhausted by the time he goes home.)

I prefer being grandma, I reckon we have the best of both worlds!

another gud un!