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Childbirth at 65

Post by kidder on Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:10 pm


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from
the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'


'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?'

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Post by feathers on Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:13 pm



(Urgggh...perish the thought!)

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Post by VickyS on Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:02 pm



(Quite, Joy! We look after our gorgeous grandson one day a week and I'm exhausted by the time he goes home.)

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Post by saunders on Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:08 pm






I prefer being grandma, I reckon we have the best of both worlds!
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Post by Lilian on Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:01 pm

another gud un!
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Post by Chas on Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:49 am


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