What a day.........

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What a day.........

Post by feathers on Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:51 pm





There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making macho biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
then you, you jack-ass, show up and drink the whole thing!

But enough about me, how's your day going?"






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Post by VickyS on Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:08 pm

Serves him right!

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Post by Chas on Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:46 pm

Life's a bitch and then you stuff it, as the say around the antipodes.

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