Wordgame

So why do I feel the urge to guard my words?

I guess it just gives you room to consider before speaking.

Thinking before speaking and then not saying what I thought ...... it's as demanding as being in service at Downton Abbey!

I wouldn't want you to get ideas above your station!

You need to train yourself to think then speak...

I'm sure he'll come up with the goods after a bit of practice....

I think the problem lies in my upbringing, because my parents were "in trade".

Can't say I'm in agreement with you there.....

All this argy-bargy has done me 'ead in!

Copunt me out of Downton Abbey. More costumed tomfoolery.

It's all the adverts that drive me out of my wits!

That's the real benefit of the ITV Net Player .... nary an advert from start to end (although the break-titles are still there).



{And Midsomer Murders is done and dusted in 84 minutes!}

Sounds good, I must look that up!

I'm in the market for something like that.

I'm very square and don't know what it is.

It's a digital programme player, like the BBC i-player, which gives the schedules a bashing into a shape that suits you.

Will investigate the possibilities after preparing the spuds for tomorrow's dinner.

Okay, I'll be reasonable and not hold a gun to your head.

I won't air my views on the subject of guns, except to say that I hate them with a passion!

I know how plain spoken you can be.



{A little literary license, there.}

As are most people who come from Salisbury.

Someone once told me that Salisbury folk used to run around Harum Sarum!



.... It was my history teacher.

Actually I'm telling porkies....I don't really originate from that old town.

Sometimes it's more interesting to spice up the truth.

But yu have to be careful - lies can lead to rack and ruin.