Wordgame

Doh! Pardon my ignorance, but what ARE the team colours?

They play their games in black and white.

Ah! The Magpies and the famous Toon Army

Best team in the land!

You may think it bad of me but I find soccer even less interesting than the garbage involving Simon Cowell!

It doesn't enhance your reputation, I must admit.

It's a case of identity theft, I tell you! There are lots of dodgy people out there.

So you say. You can just motor along giving entirely the wrong impression.

I can't...I haven't got a car!

Well, that's one tax you won't have to pay!

How do you fill your time, then, are you a stamp collector?

Don't think that's on record, is it?

I think you're on the wrong track there.....

Running in the wrong direction?

... and getting sore thighs from chafing shorts!

They're easy to spot...

Kidder may be able to shed some light on THAT subject!

He is a star, isn't he.

No doubt about it, just call him Superman!

He's our hero!

If only for his mastery of the Greek language!

What? I thought that was mythology, pure and simple.

Noooo....I think he's good with all things classical................

...that's music to my ears...

Ah, yes, so good for the soul too.