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Post by feathers on Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:41 pm




Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple
who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the
car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On
closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under
the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.




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Post by saunders on Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:51 pm


Excellent,
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Post by Chas on Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:09 pm

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My ribs!!!


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Post by kidder on Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:30 pm

I hope she had warm hands!

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Post by VickyS on Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:21 pm

Brilliant

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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:06 am

Absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!

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Post by Lilian on Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:10 pm

You can just imagine.......!!!!!
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