The Wedding Night

Paul and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.


In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.



Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?



His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think !


Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -

Are Paul and Mary up yet ?

She replies - No.

Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Never mind what you think !


Eat your lunch and go back to school ..

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again -
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?



His mom says - No.

He asks - Do you know what I think ?

His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..



I gave him my airplane glue.

Where do you find them Lilian?

Most are from a friend who lives in Stoupa!

That's a good one Lilian.

Ouch!!!

I say, I say, I say .............

Didja hear about the newly-weds who didn't know the difference between Vaseline and putty









All their widows fell out :!:





Bum bum!

I like it Lilian