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Re: Limericks
I need to take my bike out for a ride
But the hard saddle I just can`t abide
A soft sprung one is much better
To stop you being a fretter
It`s the London Marathon this Sunday
But some won`t finish `til Monday
A few may even give up
And stop for a cup
But the hard saddle I just can`t abide
A soft sprung one is much better
To stop you being a fretter
It`s the London Marathon this Sunday
But some won`t finish `til Monday
A few may even give up
And stop for a cup
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I need to take my bike out for a ride
But the hard saddle I just can`t abide
A soft sprung one is much better
To stop you being a fretter
And to prevent you from having a raw hide!
They say, to keep fit, you should walk
It`s the London Marathon this Sunday
But some won`t finish `til Monday
A few may even give up
And stop for a cup
Of hot chocolate...which would make it more of a fun day.
They'll raise lots of money for charity
But the hard saddle I just can`t abide
A soft sprung one is much better
To stop you being a fretter
And to prevent you from having a raw hide!
They say, to keep fit, you should walk
It`s the London Marathon this Sunday
But some won`t finish `til Monday
A few may even give up
And stop for a cup
Of hot chocolate...which would make it more of a fun day.
They'll raise lots of money for charity
feathers- Matriarch2
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They say, to keep fit,you should walk
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
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They say, to keep fit,you should walk
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
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They say, to keep fit, you should walk
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
While they take a ride in a fancy carriage
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
So hard he had tried
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But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
While they take a ride in a fancy carriage
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
So hard he had tried
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They say, to keep fit, you should walk
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
While they take a ride in a fancy carriage
Then at walking they all tend to balk
Watched the Giro d`Italia today
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
So hard had he tried
It`s certainly no cause for jocularity
Friends are in Stoupa this week
But I know them, they`re all ruddy talk
They buy a good bike and it sits in the garage
While they take a ride in a fancy carriage
Then at walking they all tend to balk
Watched the Giro d`Italia today
They`ll raise lots of money for charity
I watched it in 3D, such clarity
But one poor chap died
So hard had he tried
It`s certainly no cause for jocularity
Friends are in Stoupa this week
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grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Watched the Giro d`Italia today
A good place to be in chilly mid May
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
A good place to be in chilly mid May
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
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Re: Limericks
Watched the Giro d`Italia today
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They're sure to keep warm
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It's a good time of year
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They're sure to keep warm
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It's a good time of year
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Watched the Giro d`Italia today
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They`re sure to keep warm
By riding a storm
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It`s a good time of year
Much better than here
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They`re sure to keep warm
By riding a storm
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It`s a good time of year
Much better than here
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Watched the Giro d`Italia today
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They`re sure to keep warm
By riding a storm
And keeping their rivals at bay
Suddenly everything's turned green
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It`s a good time of year
Much better than here
We could look at the webcam and peek!
The skies are full of stars so bright
A good place to be in chilly mid May
They`re sure to keep warm
By riding a storm
And keeping their rivals at bay
Suddenly everything's turned green
Friends are in Stoupa this week
Sun and warmth is what they seek
It`s a good time of year
Much better than here
We could look at the webcam and peek!
The skies are full of stars so bright
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Suddenly everything`s turned green
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Suddenly everything`s turned green
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
feathers- Matriarch2
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Suddenly everything`s turned green
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
No silly the trees are my fate
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
And it is no longer day
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
No silly the trees are my fate
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
And it is no longer day
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Suddenly everything`s turned green
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
No silly the trees are my fate
Oh, no wonder you look so serene.
Watching nature is just the best cure
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
And it is no longer day
With no streetlights to ruin the sight.
The best thing's a field full of fireflies
I`d go to the doctors then ( if you know what I mean )
Is it something you ate?
No silly the trees are my fate
Oh, no wonder you look so serene.
Watching nature is just the best cure
The skies are full of stars so bright
But they`re better if you only look at night
When the clouds clear away
And it is no longer day
With no streetlights to ruin the sight.
The best thing's a field full of fireflies
feathers- Matriarch2
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Watching nature is just the best cure
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
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Watching nature is just the best cure
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Watching nature is just the best cure
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
And nowhere a vet
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
Or even the gall
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
And nowhere a vet
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
Or even the gall
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Watching nature is just the best cure
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
And nowhere a vet
To do something about all that manure
So, Jose Mourinho is back
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
Or even the gall
You`re right.... I forget the meat pies
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
Although sometimes it`s hard to endure
In the cold and the wet
And nowhere a vet
To do something about all that manure
So, Jose Mourinho is back
The best thing`s a field full of Fireflies
Either that or a bag of salted French fries
Oh, have you no soul?
Or even the gall
You`re right.... I forget the meat pies
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
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So, Jose Mourinho is back
Now t'other one's got the sack
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear?
Now t'other one's got the sack
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear?
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So,Jose Mourinho is back
Now t`other one`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
Now t`other one`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
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Re: Limericks
So,Jose Mourinho is back
Now t`other one`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
If he passes the big test
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
Which means you're rebelling??
Now t`other one`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
If he passes the big test
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
Which means you're rebelling??
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
So, Jose Mourinho is back
Now t`other ones`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
If he passes the big test
And see if Guardiola his comments can hack
Bomb scare during exams yesterday
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
Which means you`re rebelling ??
Not saying. But if we leave I won`t shed a tear
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
Now t`other ones`s got the sack
I`ll watch with some interest
If he passes the big test
And see if Guardiola his comments can hack
Bomb scare during exams yesterday
The Referendum vote`s drawing near
But which way are you voting my dear ?
That would be telling
Which means you`re rebelling ??
Not saying. But if we leave I won`t shed a tear
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
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Bomb scare during exams yesterday
A hoax? Or some sort of very foul play
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon?
A hoax? Or some sort of very foul play
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon?
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Bomb scare during exams today
A hoax,or some sort of foul play
The kids were delighted
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon
I feed them with mints
A hoax,or some sort of foul play
The kids were delighted
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon
I feed them with mints
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Re: Limericks
Bomb scare during exams today
A hoax,or some sort of foul play
The kids were delighted
And not at all 'frighted'
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon
I feed them with mints
To give them big hints
A hoax,or some sort of foul play
The kids were delighted
And not at all 'frighted'
Got fox cubs at the bottom of the garden
If they eat your veg will you grant pardon
I feed them with mints
To give them big hints
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