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Post by richie Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:47 pm



I walked into the pet shop today and said, "I'll have those two cute baby rabbits in the window please."

"No problem," the lady serving smiled, "Would you like anything else?"

"Yes," I replied, "I'll have one of those big things that they go in, please."

"The hutch?" she asked.

"No," I said, "The Python....."
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Post by VickyS Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:12 pm

Shocked  Laughing 

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Post by feathers Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:27 pm

Oooooh noooooo!  cute baby rabbits  443586 cute baby rabbits  443586
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Post by richie Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:46 pm

OK Feathers this one!

I saw my midget neighbour standing at the bus stop on my way home from work last night so I stopped and said, "Jump in mate, I'll give you a lift."

I couldn't believe the abuse I got back! He could have just said "no."

"Last time I offer to do that," I thought to myself as I zipped my rucksack back up and carried on walking home.....
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Post by Susie Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:26 pm

Richie, you should be shot cute baby rabbits  836840 cute baby rabbits  836840 cute baby rabbits  836840 cute baby rabbits  836840 

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Post by feathers Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:27 pm

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Post by richie Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:38 am

Ok I have found the level now cute baby rabbits  229797 cute baby rabbits  836840 
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Post by richie Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:30 pm

Christmas eve and a couple were doing their last minute shopping when he disappears. After a while she phoned his mobile, "Where are you?" In a calm voice he replied, "Hi, darling, remember that jewellery shop we went in a few years ago and you fell in love with a diamond necklace. The one we couldn't afford and I said one day I would buy it for you?" Overcome with excitement her eyes filling with tears, "Yes, I remember!" she said. "Well, I'm in the pub next door to that"
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Post by VickyS Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:30 pm

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Post by richie Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:20 am

Some of you might have seen this but it still make me chuckle cute baby rabbits  836840 

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call....... cute baby rabbits  426183 
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Post by richie Wed Dec 25, 2013 2:02 pm

Just got back from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen feeding all the "down & outs". Its a tradition as I just like to help out with those less fortunate than me. You never know I might end up like that one day. However, I did manage to upset a couple, all I said was - come on hurry up, some of us have got homes to go to. I just don't understand some people, they take offence at anything.
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Post by nickandchris Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:40 pm

Thanks, Richie, for that great selection.

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Post by richie Fri Feb 14, 2014 1:27 pm

Happy interflora and Thorntons day  Thankyou cute baby rabbits  426183 
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Post by feathers Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:38 pm

Ta very much......I didn't get either!  Rolling Eyes 
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Post by saunders Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:49 pm

Nor me Sad 
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Post by Lilian Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:51 pm

Me neither. But I did get a peck on the cheek in Asda when Brian realised what day it was. I thought that was so romantic......for him!
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Post by richie Sat Feb 15, 2014 10:33 am

Seen this on face book had to chuckle (in private of course)  cute baby rabbits  426183 

To all the people complaining about being single on Valentine's day, spare a thought for all those poor buggers that aren't!
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Post by VickyS Sat Feb 15, 2014 7:51 pm

Laughing 

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Post by richie Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:13 pm

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Post by feathers Sun Feb 23, 2014 4:57 pm

Laughing 

We used to have one like that. I'm sure it went to the charity shop though..........
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Post by Susie Sun Feb 23, 2014 6:25 pm

What? No shopping trolley?

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Post by richie Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:36 am

I asked a blonde friend of mine what her favourite Shakespeare scene was.

She replied, "The one where all the Zulus gather on the top of the hills and salute their worthy enemy...."
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Post by feathers Mon Feb 24, 2014 4:45 pm

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Post by richie Mon Feb 24, 2014 7:18 pm

feathers wrote:Rolling Eyes    cute baby rabbits  416822

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Sorry Feathers  cute baby rabbits  426183 cute baby rabbits  713175 cute baby rabbits  836840 
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Post by richie Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:38 pm

Enjoy I did

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