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Post by feathers Tue May 11, 2010 4:52 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
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Post by Guest Fri May 14, 2010 6:07 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit

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Post by kidder Wed May 26, 2010 6:37 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
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Post by Guest Wed May 26, 2010 8:20 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
As they also got stuck in hs spats.


Get lost, you unruly buffoons!

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Post by kidder Thu May 27, 2010 6:36 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
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Post by feathers Thu May 27, 2010 10:51 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
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Post by VickyS Thu May 27, 2010 11:28 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet

The gnats were dead meat

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Post by feathers Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:01 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
And fell into Sid's dish of prunes.

Oh well, it's all extra protein

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Post by Guest Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine

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Post by feathers Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:16 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
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Post by Guest Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:27 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet

So I might as well try it

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Post by kidder Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:11 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet

So I might as well try it
But separate fat from the lean.

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
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Post by feathers Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:19 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
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Post by Guest Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:11 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move

To add a tomato

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Post by feathers Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:53 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)
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Post by Guest Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:40 am

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)

Would make the collation improve.

A salad with olives is nicer

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Post by kidder Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:08 pm

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
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Post by feathers Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:19 pm

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
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Post by Guest Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:41 am

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread

What a wonderful spread

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Post by kidder Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:38 am

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread

What a wonderful spread
Oooh! You are such an enticer!


And what would one like to be drinking?
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Post by Chas Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:38 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
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Post by Guest Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:36 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!

A good glass of red

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Post by VickyS Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:08 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!

A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed

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Post by feathers Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:34 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
Brings sweet dreams of wine glasses clinking!)


But, oh, what a feeling next morning
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Post by Chas Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:08 pm

But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with gloopfull mouth yawning
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