Limericks
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Re: Limericks
The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
feathers- Matriarch2
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The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
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The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
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The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
As they also got stuck in hs spats.
Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats
They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
As they also got stuck in hs spats.
Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
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Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
Old Sid now mournfully croons
kidder- Patriarch
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Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
feathers- Matriarch2
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Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
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Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
And fell into Sid's dish of prunes.
Oh well, it's all extra protein
Old Sid now mournfully croons
And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
And fell into Sid's dish of prunes.
Oh well, it's all extra protein
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Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
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Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
So I might as well try it
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
So I might as well try it
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Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
So I might as well try it
But separate fat from the lean.
I don't suppose Jamie would approve
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet
So I might as well try it
But separate fat from the lean.
I don't suppose Jamie would approve
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I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
So, perhaps it would be a good move
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I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
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I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)
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I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)
Would make the collation improve.
A salad with olives is nicer
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)
Would make the collation improve.
A salad with olives is nicer
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A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
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A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
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A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
What a wonderful spread
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
What a wonderful spread
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A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
What a wonderful spread
Oooh! You are such an enticer!
And what would one like to be drinking?
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread
What a wonderful spread
Oooh! You are such an enticer!
And what would one like to be drinking?
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And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
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And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
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And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
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And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
Brings sweet dreams of wine glasses clinking!)
But, oh, what a feeling next morning
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
Brings sweet dreams of wine glasses clinking!)
But, oh, what a feeling next morning
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But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with gloopfull mouth yawning
Bleary eyed with gloopfull mouth yawning
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