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Post by feathers on Tue May 11, 2010 4:52 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

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Post by Guest on Fri May 14, 2010 6:07 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit

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Post by kidder on Wed May 26, 2010 6:37 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit

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Post by Guest on Wed May 26, 2010 8:20 pm

The flowers they wore on their hats
Attracted a huge cloud of gnats

They swarmed and they bit
and irritated the twit
As they also got stuck in hs spats.


Get lost, you unruly buffoons!

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Post by kidder on Thu May 27, 2010 6:36 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
Old Sid now mournfully croons

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Post by feathers on Thu May 27, 2010 10:51 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
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And with one spray of Deet

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Post by VickyS on Thu May 27, 2010 11:28 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
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And with one spray of Deet

The gnats were dead meat

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Post by feathers on Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:01 pm

Get lost, you unruly buffoons!
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And with one spray of Deet
The gnats were dead meat
And fell into Sid's dish of prunes.

Oh well, it's all extra protein


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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:52 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine

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Post by feathers on Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:16 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet

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Post by Guest on Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:27 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet

So I might as well try it

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Post by kidder on Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:11 pm

Oh well, it's all extra protein
As I read in last week's magazine
And I'm not on a diet

So I might as well try it
But separate fat from the lean.

I don't suppose Jamie would approve

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Post by feathers on Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:19 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move

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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:11 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move

To add a tomato

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Post by feathers on Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:53 pm

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:40 am

I don't suppose Jamie would approve
So, perhaps it would be a good move
To add a tomato
And a potarto (!)

Would make the collation improve.

A salad with olives is nicer

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Post by kidder on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:08 pm

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer

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Post by feathers on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:19 pm

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:41 am

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread

What a wonderful spread

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Post by kidder on Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:38 am

A salad with olives is nicer
All prettily chopped in a slicer
Served with garlic bread

What a wonderful spread
Oooh! You are such an enticer!


And what would one like to be drinking?

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Post by Chas on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:38 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:36 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!

A good glass of red

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Post by VickyS on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:08 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!

A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed

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Post by feathers on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:34 pm

And what would one like to be drinking?
(No surprise that that's what he's thinking!
A good glass of red
Drunk just before bed
Brings sweet dreams of wine glasses clinking!)


But, oh, what a feeling next morning

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Post by Chas on Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:08 pm

But, oh, what a feeling next morning
Bleary eyed with gloopfull mouth yawning

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