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Post by VickyS on Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:50 pm

Now Sid was a quite famous athlete
In spite of him having such big feet
He could run half a mile

Wearing nowt but a smile

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Post by feathers on Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:29 pm

Now Sid was a quite famous athlete
In spite of him having such big feet
He could run half a mile
Wearing nowt but a smile
Scarcely raising the rate of his heartbeat.



This was always a hit with the ladies

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Post by kidder on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:37 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.

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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:56 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.

But Sid's greatest fan

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Post by kidder on Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:09 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.

But Sid's greatest fan
Was a blonde with a tan

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Post by VickyS on Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:32 pm

This was always a hit with the ladies
The Judys, Margarets and Sadies.
But Sid's greatest fan
Was a blonde with a tan

And a blooming great silver mercedes


Together they motored to Spain

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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:57 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain

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Post by kidder on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:05 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes

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Post by feathers on Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:47 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes
They hid bunches of grapes

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 18, 2010 5:23 pm

Together they motored to Spain
Sad to say, it did nothing but rain
But under their capes
They hid bunches of grapes

Which from eating they could not refrain

But grapes, as we know, make one windy

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Post by kidder on Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:57 pm

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi

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Post by feathers on Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:11 pm

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi

And they ate SO many

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Post by kidder on Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:01 am

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi

And they ate SO many
6 lbs for a penny!

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:11 am

But grapes, as we know, make one windy
Especially those grown in Rawalpindi
And they ate SO many
6 lbs for a penny!
They played us the theme - Mork and Mindy
(sorry, a bit contrived!)

This musical treat was so fine

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Post by kidder on Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:18 am

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:09 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)

That the critics all said

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Post by kidder on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:23 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)

That the critics all said
What the hell was he fed?

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Post by feathers on Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:26 pm

This musical treat was so fine
(The instrument a favourite of mine)
That the critics all said
What the hell was he fed?
That gave us a tune so divine?



His prowess then spread far and wide

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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:02 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide

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Post by kidder on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:47 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute
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Post by feathers on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:53 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute
And an old Spanish lute

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Post by kidder on Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:56 pm

His prowess then spread far and wide
And
his music soon crossed the divide
He added a flute
And an old
Spanish lute
With an old Scots pipeman at his side.


The sound he produced was quite awesome

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Post by feathers on Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:50 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome

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Post by Guest on Thu Mar 25, 2010 6:21 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome
But there were some who said

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Post by kidder on Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:00 pm

The sound he produced was quite awesome
The musicians a talented foursome
But there were some who said
It would go to his head
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