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Post by feathers on Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:30 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun
But when all's said and done


After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?
Well now, what can I say?

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:52 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun
But when all's said and done
My resolve, I might just have to harden.

After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?
Well now, what can I say?
And for afters a lovely ripe peach.


Last night they returned covered in mud

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree

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Post by feathers on Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:49 pm


Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud


I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:05 am

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go

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Post by feathers on Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:15 pm

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew
They're in bed with the flu


I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go
And sit in the back row

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:11 pm

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew
They're in bed with the flu
Leaving both bath taps on, what a flood!

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go
And sit in the back row
And crackle sweet wrappers with glee!  Shocked    Rolling Eyes    Embarassed

                            Thankyou
 
Now I need a new floor and some paint

Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best

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Post by feathers on Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:24 pm


Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!



Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:40 am

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?


Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round

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Post by feathers on Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:35 pm

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?
To provide zing and zest


Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round
And for less than a pound

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:32 pm

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?
To provide zing and zest
Or to combine "Ultra Modern" with "Quaint".

Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round
And for less than a pound
They'll be uproar and "Crackle" unrest!


Oh where is my favourite paint brush?

Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?

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Post by feathers on Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:53 pm

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push



Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:22 am

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?


Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me


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Post by feathers on Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:17 pm

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?
For a small fee, of course!


Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me
Oh yes, I quite agree!


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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:21 am

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?
For a small fee, of course!
Please find it then, I'm in a rush!

Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me
Oh yes, I quite agree!
In ice cream, that's quite the "Rolls Royce"!


I've chosen new towels and a mat

The choice now,  of ice cream, is vast

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Post by feathers on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:10 pm

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat



The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:01 am

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam


The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake

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Post by feathers on Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:12 pm

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam
And a new brush and comb


The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake
And pies you can bake

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:01 am

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam
And a new brush and comb
And that's just for pampering the cat!

The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake
And pies you can bake
Now I need some "Pistachio" - run fast!


The Minions have been told to behave

Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great

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Post by feathers on Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:17 pm

The Minions have been told to behave
They were so naughty, it was a close shave


Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great
If it's crowded, I'll just have to wait!  Rolling Eyes

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:24 am

The Minions have been told to behave
They were so naughty, it was a close shave
With the razor and foam

Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great
If it's crowded, I'll just have to wait!  Rolling Eyes
Please buy, while you're there

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Post by feathers on Mon Oct 23, 2017 5:05 pm

The Minions have been told to behave
They were so naughty, it was a close shave
With the razor and foam
And a hairbrush and comb


Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great
If it's crowded, I'll just have to wait! Rolling Eyes
Please buy, while you're there
Peanut brittle to share



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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Nov 01, 2017 6:04 pm

The Minions have been told to behave
They were so naughty, it was a close shave
With the razor and foam
And a hairbrush and comb
They decided on a "makeover" for Maeve!

Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great
If it's crowded, I'll just have to wait!   Rolling Eyes
Please buy, while you're there
Peanut brittle to share
And some chocolate to eat "After Eight"!    

Thankyou


Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat

Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door

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Post by feathers on Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:25 pm


Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat
She belongs to my old school friend, Pat


Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door
Though he's known as a bit of a bore

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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:11 am

Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat
She belongs to my old school friend, Pat
Maeve loves to climb trees

Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door
Though he's known as a bit of a bore
But he's brilliant at Chess

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:19 pm

Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat
She belongs to my old school friend, Pat
Maeve loves to climb trees
Though she has wonky knees


Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door
Though he's known as a bit of a bore
But he's brilliant at Chess
A Grand Master, no less!



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