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Post by feathers on Tue May 02, 2017 8:57 pm

...about their great age, and carry on working
Yes, they definitely do no shirking
'Cos it's what they enjoy


Spring's the best time in the garden
But the frost, the ground, it does harden
We could do with some rain

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu May 04, 2017 10:32 am

..about their great age, and carry on working
Yes, they definitely do no shirking
'Cos it's what they enjoy
As they shout "Ship Ahoy!"


Spring's the best time in the garden
But the frost, the ground, it does harden
We could do with some rain
It's been so dry in the main

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Post by feathers on Tue May 16, 2017 4:41 pm

..about their great age, and carry on working
Yes, they definitely do no shirking
'Cos it's what they enjoy
As they shout "Ship Ahoy!"
To anyone who's around, lurking.

How I wish this election was over


Spring's the best time in the garden
But the frost, the ground, it does harden
We could do with some rain
It's been so dry in the main
Famous last words! I do beg your pardon!

Just now it's been raining like stair rods

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Post by Susie on Tue May 16, 2017 10:29 pm

How I wish this election was over
I just want to hide and take cover



Just now it's been raining like stair rods
The rain man wisely just nods

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Post by feathers on Wed May 17, 2017 5:23 pm

How I wish this election was over
I just want to hide and take cover
When I look at The News


Just now it's been raining like stair rods
The rain man wisely just nods
"There's more to come yet!"


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Post by Weneki32 on Mon May 22, 2017 9:50 am

How I wish this election was over
I just want to hide and take cover
When I look at The News
There are so many views

Just now it's been raining like stair rods
The rain man wisely just nods
"There's more to come yet!"
Just how wet can it get?

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Post by feathers on Mon May 29, 2017 4:24 pm

How I wish this election was over
I just want to hide and take cover
When I look at The News
There are so many views
And I don't want to be a pushover.

So I'll read manifestos with care


Just now it's been raining like stair rods
The rain man wisely just nods
"There's more to come yet!"
Just how wet can it get?
Well, that's in the lap of the gods!

But my veggies will no doubt grow well




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Post by Susie on Mon May 29, 2017 10:16 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware



But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell



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Post by feathers on Tue May 30, 2017 5:21 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware
Cos I know my own mind


But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell
To all passers-by






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Post by Susie on Tue May 30, 2017 10:29 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware
Cos I know my own mind
And any inaccuracies I find


But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell
To all passers-by
Fresh veggies they'll cry!!

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Post by feathers on Mon Jun 05, 2017 7:35 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware
Cos I know my own mind
And any inaccuracies I find
I will point out as unfair.

Well it's only another four days



But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell
To all passers-by
Fresh veggies they'll cry!!
And cheap at the price, we can tell!

This summer, they say, will be hot


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Post by SusieQ on Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:15 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn or May's


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!



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Post by feathers on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:17 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn or May's
Who will face the EU


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:04 am

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn's or May's
Who will face the EU?
We ask as we queue

This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky
Wellies all wet and squeaky

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Post by feathers on Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:18 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn's or May's
Who will face the EU?
We ask as we queue
To see who goes and who stays.

And now that this Parliament's hung


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky
Wellies all wet and squeaky
So my theory's all gone to pot!

Now the garden's had much needed rain



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Post by SusieQ on Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:21 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung


Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain


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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:29 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"

Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun

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Post by feathers on Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:08 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"
Now for Brexit we reach


Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun
So the kids can have fun


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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:56 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"
Now for Brexit we reach
And our National Anthem's been sung.

Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun
So the kids can have fun
When to Blackpool they travel by train.


I saw the film Despicable Me 3

I really should climb up The Tower


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Post by feathers on Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:20 pm


I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?


I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:20 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion

I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!

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Post by feathers on Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:02 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion
Can we have your opinion?


I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!
Very much less I guess



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:00 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion
Can we have your opinion?
I love him and now I want three!

I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!
Very much less I guess
I'll have Weetabix to give me the power!


They can help me to dig in the garden

After that it's a stroll on the beach

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Post by feathers on Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:53 pm


They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon



After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:05 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun

After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?

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