Limericks
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:28 pm
Anyone want to play Limericks? 
There is one started in the previous post.
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There is one started in the previous post.
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:43 pm
Sorry Wendy, I had completely overlooked this! 
He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Tue Aug 28, 2018 2:51 pm
He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:20 pm
He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:36 pm
He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream
She was five when she learnt how to bake!
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult
Those with allergies first out the door!
Her recipes have much claim to fame
By then it had started to rain
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It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream
She was five when she learnt how to bake!
Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult
Those with allergies first out the door!
Her recipes have much claim to fame
By then it had started to rain
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Last edited by Weneki32 on Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:38 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Changed word order.)
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:06 pm
Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:48 am
Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
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In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:30 pm
Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:26 pm
Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice
And try to make some exactly the same!
She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo
And he was made so much better again!
James just loves to watch the TV
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In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice
And try to make some exactly the same!
She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo
And he was made so much better again!
James just loves to watch the TV
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:30 pm
She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
2019's The Pig, so I hear
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
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Re: Limericks
by Weneki32 Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:35 am
She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on
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2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on
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Re: Limericks
by feathers Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:00 pm
She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls
With fried rice in small bowls
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on
His inhibitions are gone
2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls
With fried rice in small bowls
James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on
His inhibitions are gone
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Join date : 2008-01-17
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