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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:28 pm

Anyone want to play Limericks? Very Happy

There is one started in the previous post.

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Sat Aug 25, 2018 9:43 pm

Sorry Wendy, I had completely overlooked this!   Rolling Eyes

He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make


Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor

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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 28, 2018 2:51 pm

Very Happy

He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream

Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Fri Aug 31, 2018 5:20 pm

He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream


Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult

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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:36 pm

He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake
It's the gooiest one she can make
With chocolate and cream
That goes down like a dream
She was five when she learnt how to bake!

Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore
But then falls from his perch to the floor
He awakes with a jolt
Causing feathers to moult
Those with allergies first out the door!


Her recipes have much claim to fame

By then it had started to rain

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:06 pm


Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name



By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain



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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:48 am

Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice


By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do

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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Sun Oct 28, 2018 10:30 pm

Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice


By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo



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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:26 pm

Her recipes have much claim to fame
In baking circles she has a good name
Her mince pies are so nice
So just take my advice

And try to make some exactly the same!


She also cooks for the Chinese New Year


By then it had started to rain
And poor James was squawking with pain
Gerald knew what to do
And took James to the zoo

And he was made so much better again!


James just loves to watch the TV




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Re: Limericks

Post by feathers on Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:30 pm

She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear


James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee



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Re: Limericks

Post by Weneki32 on Sat Jan 19, 2019 11:35 am

She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls

James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on

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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:00 pm

She also cooks for the Chinese New Year
2019's The Pig, so I hear
I'll just have veggie spring rolls
With fried rice in small bowls


James just loves to watch the TV
While sitting on Auntie Maud's knee
And when Attenborough's on
His inhibitions are gone

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