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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:54 am

Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat
She belongs to my old school friend, Pat
Maeve loves to climb trees
Though she has wonky knees
And is scared when she sees a fat rat!

Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door
Though he's known as a bit of a bore
But he's brilliant at Chess
A Grand Master, no less
So an evening of games we've in store!


Her favourite tree is the oak

We'll start with a session of Scrabble

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:17 pm

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke


We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:41 am

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out

We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh

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Post by feathers on Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:20 pm

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out
And there was no doubt


We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh
If he can't spell giraffe



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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out
And there was no doubt
The neighbours she definitely awoke!

We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh
If he can't spell giraffe
Or rabbit or raffle or rabble!


You could hear her miaows for a mile

Then we'll find our Monopoly board

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Post by feathers on Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:45 pm

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while


Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford



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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:26 am

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide

Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long

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Post by feathers on Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:47 pm

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide
While the neighbours all tried


Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long
That I'm sure to go wrong



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:12 am

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide
While the neighbours all tried
To hide their concerns with a smile

Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long
That I'm sure to go wrong
And upset our dear Auntie Maud


She landed on our trampoline

It's Dominoes after some tea

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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:32 pm

She landed on our trampoline
Did the biggest bounce you've ever seen


It's Dominoes after some tea
I can guess who the winner will be

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Jan 21, 2018 9:34 am

She landed on our trampoline
Did the biggest bounce you've ever seen
A large flying cat

It's Dominoes after some tea
I can guess who the winner will be
Maud's the best of the bunch

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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 21, 2018 5:02 pm

She landed on our trampoline
Did the biggest bounce you've ever seen
A large flying cat
She came down with a splat


It's Dominoes after some tea
I can guess who the winner will be
Maud's the best of the bunch
And I have a strong hunch

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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:19 pm

She landed on our trampoline
Did the biggest bounce you've ever seen
A large flying cat
She came down with a splat
And frightened our dear Uncle Dean!

It's Dominoes after some tea
I can guess who the winner will be
Maud's the best of the bunch
And I have a strong hunch...
.....oh we'll just have to wait and see!


He ran away with a very loud scream

She''ll be asleep by eleven o'clock

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Post by feathers on Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:17 pm

He ran away with a very loud scream
Brought the cat back a saucer of cream


She''ll be asleep by eleven o'clock
Still dressed in her lovely new frock

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:16 am

He ran away with a very loud scream
Brought the cat back a saucer of cream
That went down so well

She''ll be asleep by eleven o'clock
Still dressed in her lovely new frock
Her snores are so loud

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Post by feathers on Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:15 pm

He ran away with a very loud scream
Brought the cat back a saucer of cream
That went down so well
And now time will tell


She''ll be asleep by eleven o'clock
Still dressed in her lovely new frock
Her snores are so loud
It could draw quite a crowd

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Mar 08, 2018 9:26 am

He ran away with a very loud scream
Brought the cat back a saucer of cream
That went down so well
And now time will tell
Was it all in fact a bad dream?

She''ll be asleep by eleven o'clock
Still dressed in her lovely new frock
Her snores are so loud
It could draw quite a crowd
As her chair starts to rattle and rock!


Now the cat's asleep in front of the fire

We can't concentrate now on the games

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Post by feathers on Fri Mar 09, 2018 4:49 pm

Now the cat's asleep in front of the fire
With every comfort that she might desire


We can't concentrate now on the games
As Scrabble tiles jump out of their frames

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:24 am

Now the cat's asleep in front of the fire
With every comfort that she might desire
Tuna flakes when she wakes

We can't concentrate now on the games
As Scrabble tiles jump out of their frames
The House of Playing Cards falls

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Post by feathers on Sun Mar 11, 2018 12:57 pm

Now the cat's asleep in front of the fire
With every comfort that she might desire
Tuna flakes when she wakes
With her favourite crab cakes


We can't concentrate now on the games
As Scrabble tiles jump out of their frames
The House of Playing Cards falls
As her snores shake the walls



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon May 07, 2018 12:45 pm

Now the cat's asleep in front of the fire
With every comfort that she might desire
Tuna flakes when she wakes
With her favourite crab cakes
What a prize champion cat to admire!

We can't concentrate now on the games
As Scrabble tiles jump out of their frames
The House of Playing Cards falls
As her snores shake the walls
And we getting complaints from dear James!


The dog, he is feeling left out

James, the parrot, is trying to sleep

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Post by feathers on Thu May 10, 2018 4:01 pm

The dog, he is feeling left out
He's a mongrel and full of self-doubt


James, the parrot, is trying to sleep
He's tried everything, bar counting sheep



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:42 pm

The dog, he is feeling left out
He's a mongrel and full of self-doubt
He has a bad leg

James, the parrot, is trying to sleep
He's tried everything, bar counting sheep
So he pictures dear Shaun

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Post by feathers on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:56 pm

The dog, he is feeling left out
He's a mongrel and full of self-doubt
He has a bad leg
But has learned how to beg


James, the parrot, is trying to sleep
He's tried everything, bar counting sheep
So he pictures dear Shaun
By himself on the lawn



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:43 am

The dog, he is feeling left out
He's a mongrel and full of self-doubt
He has a bad leg
But has learned how to beg
And dog treats have made him quite stout!

James, the parrot, is trying to sleep
He's tried everything, bar counting sheep
So he pictures dear Shaun
By himself on the lawn
Trying to find a sleep that's quite deep!


He is quite partial to Auntie Joan's cake

Half an hour later, James too, starts to snore

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