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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Nov 25, 2017 10:54 am

Maeve - she is a fine Persian Cat
She belongs to my old school friend, Pat
Maeve loves to climb trees
Though she has wonky knees
And is scared when she sees a fat rat!

Please do invite Uncle Arthur next door
Though he's known as a bit of a bore
But he's brilliant at Chess
A Grand Master, no less
So an evening of games we've in store!


Her favourite tree is the oak

We'll start with a session of Scrabble

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Post by feathers on Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:17 pm

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke


We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:41 am

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out

We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh

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Post by feathers on Sun Nov 26, 2017 4:20 pm

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out
And there was no doubt


We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh
If he can't spell giraffe



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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Dec 10, 2017 9:38 am

Her favourite tree is the oak
She climbs right to the top as a joke
Last time she fell out
And there was no doubt
The neighbours she definitely awoke!

We'll start with a session of Scrabble
It's easy! We'll all have a dabble
I'll try not laugh
If he can't spell giraffe
Or rabbit or raffle or rabble!


You could hear her miaows for a mile

Then we'll find our Monopoly board

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Post by feathers on Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:45 pm

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while


Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford



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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:26 am

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide

Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long

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Post by feathers on Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:47 pm

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide
While the neighbours all tried


Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long
That I'm sure to go wrong



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:12 am

You could hear her miaows for a mile
And her ordeal went on for a while
The dog ran to hide
While the neighbours all tried
To hide their concerns with a smile

Then we'll find our Monopoly board
And see which cards we can afford
I haven't played for so long
That I'm sure to go wrong
And upset our dear Auntie Maud


She landed on our trampoline

It's Dominoes after some tea

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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:32 pm

She landed on our trampoline
Did the biggest bounce you've ever seen


It's Dominoes after some tea
I can guess who the winner will be

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