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Limericks
He wants Nigel for his British sidekick
Then all the right wing boxes they`ll tick
But if they get together
It`ll be out of Europe, Hell for Leather
Cos those canny lads don't miss a trick.
But Theresa's the lady in charge
Where do our falcons spend winter ?
Don`t know, but the pairs will just splinter
Well I`m sure they`ll be back
To keep the breeding on track
And come March the nest sites they'll re-enter.
I think wildlife webcams are great
Then all the right wing boxes they`ll tick
But if they get together
It`ll be out of Europe, Hell for Leather
Cos those canny lads don't miss a trick.
But Theresa's the lady in charge
Where do our falcons spend winter ?
Don`t know, but the pairs will just splinter
Well I`m sure they`ll be back
To keep the breeding on track
And come March the nest sites they'll re-enter.
I think wildlife webcams are great
feathers- Matriarch2
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But Theresa`s the lady in charge
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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But Theresa`s the lady in charge
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he'll be back
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he'll be back
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
feathers- Matriarch2
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But Theresa`s the lady in charge
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he`ll be back
When some backbone we lack
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
Of Giraffe and Gnus
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he`ll be back
When some backbone we lack
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
Of Giraffe and Gnus
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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But Theresa`s the lady in charge
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he`ll be back
When some backbone we lack
And some kind of crisis looms large.
I wonder what this year will bring
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
Of Giraffe and Gnus
Even when they meet a sad fate.
Sometimes for me it's too gory
Oh but how I wish it was Farage
Well no doubt he`ll be back
When some backbone we lack
And some kind of crisis looms large.
I wonder what this year will bring
I think wildlife cameras are great
They show you stuff right on a plate
With such intimate views
Of Giraffe and Gnus
Even when they meet a sad fate.
Sometimes for me it's too gory
feathers- Matriarch2
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I wonder what this year will bring
I`m not expecting a thing
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
I`m not expecting a thing
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I wonder what this year will bring
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
Yes, it's life in the raw
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
Yes, it's life in the raw
feathers- Matriarch2
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I wonder what this year will bring
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
With what life has sent?
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
Yes, it's life in the raw
And many a bloody paw
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
With what life has sent?
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s real true story
Yes, it's life in the raw
And many a bloody paw
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Re: Limericks
I wonder what this year will bring
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
With what life has sent ?
At my age I`m past worrying !
A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s a real true story
Yes , it`s life in the raw
And many a bloody paw
Is revealed in all of its glory
I just wish I could warm up
I`m not expecting a thing
So are you content
With what life has sent ?
At my age I`m past worrying !
A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
Sometimes for me it`s too gory
Even though it`s a real true story
Yes , it`s life in the raw
And many a bloody paw
Is revealed in all of its glory
I just wish I could warm up
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
So how will it affect you and me?
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without any backup
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!
But at least I would be feeling hot
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without any backup
I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!
But at least I would be feeling hot
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
A giant iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me ?
Not much I suspect, I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without bany back up
Or have to live in a tall tree
Where do you go to my lovely ?
I wish I could just warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot !
But at least I would be feeling hot
But it`s the water that would make me throw up
Yet another transport strike
So how will it affect you and me ?
Not much I suspect, I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without bany back up
Or have to live in a tall tree
Where do you go to my lovely ?
I wish I could just warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot !
But at least I would be feeling hot
But it`s the water that would make me throw up
Yet another transport strike
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963 ('69 actually, but that doesn't rhyme )
Yet another transport strike
If you've any sense, just use a bike
That takes me back to the summer of 1963 ('69 actually, but that doesn't rhyme )
Yet another transport strike
If you've any sense, just use a bike
feathers- Matriarch2
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Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
'Specially when traffic's thicker
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
'Specially when traffic's thicker
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What, to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well
So do you want to go there with me ?
There`s a hole in my Wellie
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
`specially when traffic`s thicker
But it still might be better to hike
The money in football`s gone mad
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What, to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well
So do you want to go there with me ?
There`s a hole in my Wellie
Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
`specially when traffic`s thicker
But it still might be better to hike
The money in football`s gone mad
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There`s a hole in my Wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
The money in football`s gone mad
What's happening makes me feel sad
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
The money in football`s gone mad
What's happening makes me feel sad
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There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained at the zoo
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
Enough to make their bank creak
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained at the zoo
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
Enough to make their bank creak
Susie- Godlike Member
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There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained in the zoo
And it made his left foot rather smelly
Walked on the beach this morning
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ?
Enough to make their bank creak
I knew I should have practiced more as a lad
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained in the zoo
And it made his left foot rather smelly
Walked on the beach this morning
The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ?
Enough to make their bank creak
I knew I should have practiced more as a lad
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
T'was very early, so I was yawning
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver
But was good to see the day dawning
Well the snow has gone away
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir
I feel like I am floating, just like a dove
Well Trump has been sworn in
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver
But was good to see the day dawning
Well the snow has gone away
I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir
I feel like I am floating, just like a dove
Well Trump has been sworn in
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