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Post by feathers on Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:28 pm

But at present it's Le Tour de France
And the Brits have had little Bon Chance
Tho' it's such fun to watch
More fun than hop scotch
I can't wait for the time to advance.....

I've had enough of these men wearing lycra


It's "Kalderimi and Kalamari" for me
At a table overlooking the sea
And after I've eaten
Usually beaten
I'll go home for a nice cup of tea.

Where'd we be without Great British teabags?



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Post by Susie on Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:41 pm

I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra



Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!





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Post by feathers on Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:00 pm

I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real


Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug





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Post by Susie on Sun Jul 20, 2014 10:12 pm

I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel

Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jul 21, 2014 8:17 am

I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel
Even though I married a Biker!


Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug
So I have a big stash in my handbag!


Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris

I have a large collection of tea-pots
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Post by Susie on Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:24 pm

Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)




I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:27 am

Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint


I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course

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Post by Susie on Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:18 pm

Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint


I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Jul 25, 2014 9:41 am

Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint
Hoping for a prize from Prince Harry!
  (Please pronounce accordingly to rhyme!)

I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source
And accompanying cakes there are lots!


At The Games we're doing well in The Pool

I do like a nice cake with my tea
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Post by Susie on Fri Jul 25, 2014 10:40 pm

At The Games we're doing well in The Pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool



I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee

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Post by grumpy granpa on Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:55 pm

At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second

I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:42 pm

At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned


I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning

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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jul 29, 2014 4:43 pm

At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned
He rode like an idiot, the fool

I went to the Dentist in pain


I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning
Or you`ll get stung on the tonsils, Tee Hee !

I went for a stroll by the sea
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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:58 pm

I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again


I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee

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Post by Susie on Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:28 pm

I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction


I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Jul 29, 2014 10:32 pm

I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction


I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn't win

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Post by grumpy granpa on Wed Jul 30, 2014 8:57 pm

I went to the Dentist in pain
I`ve had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction
Or I`ll be looking at meat in vain

I once met the Queen on a train


I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn`t win
So I twatted it with inordinate glee

As I pulled the plug from the bath
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Post by feathers on Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:18 pm

I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain


As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path


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Post by Susie on Thu Jul 31, 2014 9:54 pm

I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny

As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on

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Post by grumpy granpa on Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:19 am

I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money

As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
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Post by feathers on Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:52 pm

I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money
She should have something not quite so plain.

Something tiny and diamond-encrusted


As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
Whose surname, I think, is McGrath.

She brought me a large fluffy towel





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Post by Susie on Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:20 pm

Something tiny and diamond-encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted


he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl


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Post by grumpy granpa on Sun Aug 03, 2014 6:26 pm

Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise


he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
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Post by feathers on Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:34 pm

Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise


She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour



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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:01 pm

Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise
So that`s that , all done and dusted

The Lion escaped from its cage


She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour
I looked like a monk with a cowl

I looked at the man with disgust
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