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Re: Limericks
But at present it's Le Tour de France
And the Brits have had little Bon Chance
Tho' it's such fun to watch
More fun than hop scotch
I can't wait for the time to advance.....
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
It's "Kalderimi and Kalamari" for me
At a table overlooking the sea
And after I've eaten
Usually beaten
I'll go home for a nice cup of tea.
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
And the Brits have had little Bon Chance
Tho' it's such fun to watch
More fun than hop scotch
I can't wait for the time to advance.....
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
It's "Kalderimi and Kalamari" for me
At a table overlooking the sea
And after I've eaten
Usually beaten
I'll go home for a nice cup of tea.
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They look more like a simulacra
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
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Re: Limericks
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I've had enough of these men wearing lycra
They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel
Even though I married a Biker!
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug
So I have a big stash in my handbag!
Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
I have a large collection of tea-pots
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They look more like a simulacra
But I've no doubt they're real
Never brave enough to feel
Even though I married a Biker!
Where'd we be without Great British teabags?
We would be like horses without our nosebags!!
They say tea's like a drug
Said with a shrug
So I have a big stash in my handbag!
Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
I have a large collection of tea-pots
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Re: Limericks
Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
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Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
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To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
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Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source
Susie- Godlike Member
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Next Sunday they'll arrive in Paris
To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint
Hoping for a prize from Prince Harry! (Please pronounce accordingly to rhyme!)
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source
And accompanying cakes there are lots!
At The Games we're doing well in The Pool
I do like a nice cake with my tea
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To be greeted by the delectable Marie (remember the accent)
A finishing sprint
Much iodine and lint
Hoping for a prize from Prince Harry! (Please pronounce accordingly to rhyme!)
I have a large collection of tea-pots
All of them covered in polka dots
Yellow cosies of course
And loose leaves from source
And accompanying cakes there are lots!
At The Games we're doing well in The Pool
I do like a nice cake with my tea
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Re: Limericks
At The Games we're doing well in The Pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
Susie- Godlike Member
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At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
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Re: Limericks
At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning
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At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning
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Weneki32- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
At The Games we`re doing well in the pool
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned
He rode like an idiot, the fool
I went to the Dentist in pain
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning
Or you`ll get stung on the tonsils, Tee Hee !
I went for a stroll by the sea
At least the swimmers are keeping cool
But with Sir Brad only second
Although the gold beckoned
He rode like an idiot, the fool
I went to the Dentist in pain
I do like a nice cake with my tea
With a dollop of honey straight from the bee
But just a small word of warning
Please do not start yawning
Or you`ll get stung on the tonsils, Tee Hee !
I went for a stroll by the sea
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Re: Limericks
I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
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I've had too many sweets yet again
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
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Re: Limericks
I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I went to the Dentist in pain
I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn't win
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I've had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn't win
_________________
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Re: Limericks
I went to the Dentist in pain
I`ve had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction
Or I`ll be looking at meat in vain
I once met the Queen on a train
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn`t win
So I twatted it with inordinate glee
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I`ve had too many sweets yet again
I need an extraction
And suitable distraction
Or I`ll be looking at meat in vain
I once met the Queen on a train
I went for a stroll by the sea
To escape the threat of the bee
But it followed me in
I just couldn`t win
So I twatted it with inordinate glee
As I pulled the plug from the bath
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
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Re: Limericks
I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
Susie- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
I once met the Queen on a train
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money
She should have something not quite so plain.
Something tiny and diamond-encrusted
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
Whose surname, I think, is McGrath.
She brought me a large fluffy towel
She was wearing a huge watch and chain
I thought, that is funny
`cos with all of her money
She should have something not quite so plain.
Something tiny and diamond-encrusted
As I pulled the plug from the bath
I heard footsteps outside on the path
With not a stitch on
I called out for Yvonne
Whose surname, I think, is McGrath.
She brought me a large fluffy towel
feathers- Matriarch2
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Something tiny and diamond-encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
To her daughter she entrusted
he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
Susie- Godlike Member
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Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
he brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
grumpy granpa- Godlike Member
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Re: Limericks
Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise
She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise
She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour
feathers- Matriarch2
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Re: Limericks
Something tiny and diamond encrusted
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise
So that`s that , all done and dusted
The Lion escaped from its cage
She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour
I looked like a monk with a cowl
I looked at the man with disgust
To her daughter she entrusted
But the boyfriend got wise
And arranged her demise
So that`s that , all done and dusted
The Lion escaped from its cage
She brought me a large fluffy towel
All decked with ducks and other fowl
But when I emerged from the shower
After only an hour
I looked like a monk with a cowl
I looked at the man with disgust
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