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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:32 pm

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?
To provide zing and zest
Or to combine "Ultra Modern" with "Quaint".

Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round
And for less than a pound
They'll be uproar and "Crackle" unrest!


Oh where is my favourite paint brush?

Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?

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Post by feathers on Thu Sep 21, 2017 2:53 pm

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push



Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Sep 25, 2017 12:22 am

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?


Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me


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Post by feathers on Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:17 pm

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?
For a small fee, of course!


Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me
Oh yes, I quite agree!


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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Sep 30, 2017 9:21 am

Oh where is my favourite paint brush?
You could use an old one at a push
Can you please lend me yours?
For a small fee, of course!
Please find it then, I'm in a rush!

Maybe ice cream is a quieter choice?
And very soothing if you've lost your voice
It's "Double Chocolate" for me
Oh yes, I quite agree!
In ice cream, that's quite the "Rolls Royce"!


I've chosen new towels and a mat

The choice now,  of ice cream, is vast

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Post by feathers on Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:10 pm

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat



The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:01 am

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam


The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake

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Post by feathers on Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:12 pm

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam
And a new brush and comb


The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake
And pies you can bake

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Post by Weneki32 on Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:01 am

I've chosen new towels and a mat
Expensive ones....didn't want tat
New scented Bath Foam
And a new brush and comb
And that's just for pampering the cat!

The choice now, of ice cream, is vast
Just vanilla's a thing of the past
The same with Cheesecake
And pies you can bake
Now I need some "Pistachio" - run fast!


The Minions have been told to behave

Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great

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Post by feathers on Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:17 pm

The Minions have been told to behave
They were so naughty, it was a close shave


Please try the shop, on the corner, it's great
If it's crowded, I'll just have to wait!  Rolling Eyes

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