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Post by Susie on Tue May 30, 2017 10:29 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware
Cos I know my own mind
And any inaccuracies I find


But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell
To all passers-by
Fresh veggies they'll cry!!

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Post by feathers on Mon Jun 05, 2017 7:35 pm

So I'll read manifestos with care
So any canvassers beware
Cos I know my own mind
And any inaccuracies I find
I will point out as unfair.

Well it's only another four days



But my veggies will no doubt grow well
I might even have left overs to sell
To all passers-by
Fresh veggies they'll cry!!
And cheap at the price, we can tell!

This summer, they say, will be hot


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Post by SusieQ on Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:15 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn or May's


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!



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Post by feathers on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:17 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn or May's
Who will face the EU


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky



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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:04 am

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn's or May's
Who will face the EU?
We ask as we queue

This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky
Wellies all wet and squeaky

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Post by feathers on Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:18 pm

Well it's only another four days
Will the future be Corbyn's or May's
Who will face the EU?
We ask as we queue
To see who goes and who stays.

And now that this Parliament's hung


This summer, they say, will be hot
If today was anything to go by, not!!
Today's weather was freaky
Wellies all wet and squeaky
So my theory's all gone to pot!

Now the garden's had much needed rain



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Post by SusieQ on Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:21 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung


Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain


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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Jul 06, 2017 5:29 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"

Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun

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Post by feathers on Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:08 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"
Now for Brexit we reach


Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun
So the kids can have fun


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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Jul 12, 2017 5:56 pm

And now that this Parliament's hung
There are still many hands to be wrung
We've now had "The Queen's Speech"
Now for Brexit we reach
And our National Anthem's been sung.

Now the garden's had much needed rain
And a lot more besides which went down the drain
It's time for some sun
So the kids can have fun
When to Blackpool they travel by train.


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Post by feathers on Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:20 pm


I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?


I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:20 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion

I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!

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Post by feathers on Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:02 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion
Can we have your opinion?


I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!
Very much less I guess



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Aug 05, 2017 2:00 pm

I saw the film Despicable Me 3
Was it as good as you thought it would be?
Yes! Now I've adopted a Minion
Can we have your opinion?
I love him and now I want three!

I really should climb up The Tower
Will it take less than an hour?
At my speed? Oh yes!
Very much less I guess
I'll have Weetabix to give me the power!


They can help me to dig in the garden

After that it's a stroll on the beach

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Post by feathers on Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:53 pm


They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon



After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each



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Post by Weneki32 on Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:05 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun

After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?

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Post by feathers on Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:30 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun
But when all's said and done


After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?
Well now, what can I say?

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 15, 2017 6:52 pm

They can help me to dig in the garden
Their overzealousness you might have to pardon
It will be lots of fun
But when all's said and done
My resolve, I might just have to harden.

After that it's a stroll on the beach
And then we'll have a bag of chips each
Is it my turn to pay?
Well now, what can I say?
And for afters a lovely ripe peach.


Last night they returned covered in mud

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree

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Post by feathers on Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:49 pm


Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud


I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Aug 22, 2017 8:05 am

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go

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Post by feathers on Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:15 pm

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew
They're in bed with the flu


I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go
And sit in the back row

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:11 pm

Last night they returned covered in mud
And slammed the front door with a thud
Then the next thing I knew
They're in bed with the flu
Leaving both bath taps on, what a flood!

I will bring some from Auntie's best tree
One each, or perhaps two or three
Then to the cinema we'll go
And sit in the back row
And crackle sweet wrappers with glee!  Shocked    Rolling Eyes    Embarassed

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Now I need a new floor and some paint

Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best

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Post by feathers on Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:24 pm


Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!



Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test

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Post by Weneki32 on Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:40 am

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?


Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round

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Post by feathers on Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:35 pm

Now I need a new floor and some paint
Know the feeling, and easy it ain't!
Which colour looks best?
To provide zing and zest


Those "Chocolate Éclair" ones are best
But they do put your teeth to the test
Let's share them all round
And for less than a pound

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