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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:14 pm

A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?



I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup drunken

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Post by Susie on Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:34 pm

A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up


I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!


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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:43 pm

A giant Iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me?
Not much I suspect I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without any backup


I just wish I could warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with hot water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot!
But at least I would be feeling hot



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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:04 pm

A giant iceberg`s about to break free
So how will it affect you and me ?
Not much I suspect, I live quite high up
Then you should be OK without bany back up
Or have to live in a tall tree



Where do you go to my lovely ?

I wish I could just warm up
I recommend half a pint of whisky and ginger with water in a very large cup
She would not be standing after all that lot !
But at least I would be feeling hot
But it`s the water that would make me throw up

Yet another transport strike
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Post by feathers on Mon Jan 09, 2017 5:11 pm

Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
('69 actually, but that doesn't rhyme Rolling Eyes)

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If you've any sense, just use a bike


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Post by grumpy granpa on Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:56 pm

Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?

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If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 14, 2017 10:35 pm

Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What., to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well


Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
'Specially when traffic's thicker

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Post by grumpy granpa on Sun Jan 15, 2017 5:01 pm

Where do you go to my lovely ?
That takes me back to the summer of 1963
What, to the Boulevard Saint-Michel ?
Oh yes, I know it well
So do you want to go there with me ?


There`s a hole in my Wellie



Yet another transport strike
If you`ve any sense, just use a bike
It`ll definitely be quicker
`specially when traffic`s thicker
But it still might be better to hike


The money in football`s gone mad
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Post by feathers on Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:25 pm

There`s a hole in my Wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly


The money in football`s gone mad
What's happening makes me feel sad



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Post by grumpy granpa on Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:30 pm

There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?

The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
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Post by Susie on Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:28 pm

There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained at the zoo


The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ???
Enough to make their bank creak

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Post by grumpy granpa on Tue Jan 17, 2017 3:31 pm

There`s a hole in my wellie
Like that bloke I saw on the telly
Did his foot get wet too ?
Only when it rained in the zoo
And it made his left foot rather smelly

Walked on the beach this morning

The money in football`s gone mad
What`s happening makes me feel sad
Half a million a week ?
Enough to make their bank creak
I knew I should have practiced more as a lad

I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
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Post by feathers on Tue Jan 17, 2017 5:36 pm

Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning


I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love

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Post by Susie on Tue Jan 17, 2017 10:11 pm

Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver

I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur

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Post by feathers on Wed Jan 18, 2017 9:46 pm

Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver


I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir

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Post by Susie on Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:25 pm

Walked on the beach this morning
T'was very early, so I was yawning
The cold made me shiver
I was all of a quiver
But was good to see the day dawning

Well the snow has gone away


I`ve bought a new pair of boots....see above
Expensive....so I'll treat them with love
Good thick soles and lined in fur
I'm sure they'll cause quite a stir
I feel like I am floating, just like a dove

Well Trump has been sworn in


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Post by feathers on Sat Jan 21, 2017 11:14 pm

Well the snow has gone away
Much to every child's utter dismay


Well Trump has been sworn in
And interesting times may now begin

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Post by Weneki32 on Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:13 am

Well the snow has gone away
Much to every child's utter dismay
The snowman's melted

Well Trump has been sworn in
And interesting times may now begin
Talks with PM May today

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Post by feathers on Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:49 pm

Well the snow has gone away
Much to every child's utter dismay
The snowman's melted
No more snowballs can be pelted


Well Trump has been sworn in
And interesting times may now begin
Talks with PM May today
Mostly went Theresa's way

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Post by Weneki32 on Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:28 am

Well the snow has gone away
Much to every child's utter dismay
The snowman's melted
No more snowballs can be pelted
Will it return, in February, one day?


Well Trump has been sworn in
And interesting times may now begin
Talks with PM May today
Mostly went Theresa's way
Our trust she endeavours to win.


The White Rabbits are happy today!

Should I practise my pancake technique?


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Post by feathers on Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:33 pm

The White Rabbits are happy today!
It's February, hop, hop, hooray!


Should I practise my pancake technique?
You'll be expert in less than a week!

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Post by Weneki32 on Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:56 am

The White Rabbits are happy today!
It's February, hop, hop, hooray!
Valentine's Day is soon

Should I practise my pancake technique?
You'll be expert in less than a week!
Savoury or sweet?

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Post by feathers on Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:17 pm

The White Rabbits are happy today!
It's February, hop, hop, hooray!
Valentine's Day is soon
So's the eclipse of the moon


Should I practise my pancake technique?
You'll be expert in less than a week!
Savoury or sweet?
Well, either's a treat!

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Post by Weneki32 on Tue Feb 07, 2017 6:24 pm

The White Rabbits are happy today!
It's February, hop, hop, hooray!
Valentine's Day is soon
So's the eclipse of the moon
And March less than four weeks away.


Should I practise my pancake technique?
You'll be expert in less than a week!
Savoury or sweet?
Well, either's a treat!
So let's try "Potato and Leek"!


It's The Rooster this Chinese New Year

The daffodils are well on their way

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Post by feathers on Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:23 pm

It's The Rooster this Chinese New Year
Let's just hope it will bring us good cheer


The daffodils are well on their way
More and more snowdrops bloom day by day

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