Scousers Are Not Stupid !!!!

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Scousers Are Not Stupid !!!!

Post by Keithos on Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:59 pm

53,000 Scousers meet in Anfield for a 'Scousers Are Not Stupid' convention.

Steven Gerrard (Liverpool Captain) addresses the crowd.. 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Scousers are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?'

Jamie Carragher (Stevies mate and Liverpool defender) gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Gerrard asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'

After 15 or 20 seconds Carragher says, ' Forty!'

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Scousers start chanting 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Gerrard says, 'Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance.'

So he asks, 'What is 5 plus 5?'

After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, ' Twelve?'

Gerrard looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

Everyone is disheartened and Carragher starts sobbing.

But then the 53,000 Scousers begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'

Gerrard, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, 'OK then, what is 2 plus 2?'

Silence hangs over the stadium.

Carragher closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Scouse crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream,

'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'  



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Post by Susie on Fri Sep 06, 2013 5:17 pm

Only a Liverpudlian could tell that joke and get away with it!!!   

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Post by Lilian on Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:33 pm

 funeeee!
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Post by VickyS on Sat Sep 07, 2013 8:16 pm

 

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Post by saunders on Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:45 pm

Good one Keith:Laughing 
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Re: Scousers Are Not Stupid !!!!

Post by Keithos on Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:14 am

You will be pleased to know that I wasn't at this particular convention Very Happy 


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